哦 恶棍！哦！ - [ManGrunting] - [Woman] Oh, goon! Oh!
你 你在干什么？ What-What-What are you doing? [Gasps]
你弄疼我了！ You're hurting me! [Crying]
我不会放过你的！ I'm gonna tell my Bernard of you!
你死定了！ You're fucking dead!
Oi! 你给我回来！ Oi! Come back here, you!
Ronnie！ Ronnie!
给我从沙发上起来 快过来！ Get off that couch and come out here!
Ronnie！ Ronnie!
哦 妈的！对不起 我没看到你在那 Oh, shit! Sorry. I didn't see you there.
你住这里吗？ [Sniffs] Do you live here?
是啊 很不幸 Yeah, I do, unfortunately.
你认识Louise Clancy吗？ Do you know Louise Clancy?
认识 你是她的朋友？ Yeah. Are you a friend of hers?
知道她在哪儿吗？ Know where she is?
她在干活 She's at work.
- 她什么时候回来？ - 不知道 7点左右吧 - What time does she get back? - Don't know. About 7:00 or something.
他妈的！ Fuckin' hell.
想进来喝杯茶吗？ Do you want to come in for a cup of tea?
不要紧吗 亲爱的？你看 只是感冒了 Is that all right with you, love? It's just, you know, cold.
你有什么治头疼的吗？ Listen, have you got anything for a headache?
哦 有啊 Ah. Yeah, we have, as it happens.
象扳手之类的？ - Like a monkey wrench or something. - [Giggles]
- 这都是些什么？ - What's all this about? - Oh, yeah.
- 哦 是Sandra - 你好 Sandra - That's Sandra, that is. - Hello, Sandra.
这是她的地方 她是他妈的护士 This is her place. She's a fucking nurse.
这是她的内部设计的主意 That's her idea of interior design.
哦 是啊 是个骷髅 Oh, yeah, it's a skeleton.
这是她的鸡尾酒柜 全在这里了 And this is her cocktail cabinet and all.
拿着 应该管用 There you go. That should do it.
不 太大了 - No, it's too big. - [Chuckles]
- 想喝杯茶吗？ - 好啊 - Do you want a cup of tea? - Yeah.
你是Louise的男朋友？ So, are you Louise's boy friend?
- 不 - 哦 对 - No. - Oh, right.
- 你只是 伙伴之类的？ - 灵长类动物而已 - What, you're just, like, a mate? - Primate.
- 那你肯定有毛病 - 对 我就是 - You must be the missing link then. - Yeah, that's me.
- 你不会告诉我你的名字？ - 不会 - You're not gonna tell me your name. - No.
- 那我也不会告诉你我的 - 好啊 我们就是陌生人 - I'm not gonna tell you mine neither. - All right. We'll be strangers.
- 你的回飞棒回来了？ - 那不是我的 - Is your boomerang came back then, love. - It's not my fuckin' boomerang.
那些濒危的厚皮类动物模型呢？ What about the old diminishing pachyderm formation there?
也不是 都是Sandra的收藏 她现在在津巴布韦 No, that's all Sandra 's collection. She 's in Zimbabwe at the moment.
天知道她这次又会带回来什么 And fuck knows what she's gonna bring back from there.
乙肝之类的 Polagra or hepatitis 'B' or something.
她和她男朋友一起去的 She's with her boyfriend.
Louise怎么样了？ So, how is Louise?
我不知道 我不了解她 就象不了解你一样 I don't know. I don't know her as well as you.
- 和她相处好吗？ - 一起出去过几次 - Do you get on with her? - Well, been out a couple of times.
- 她喜欢你吗？ - 我不知道 你最好问她 - Does she like you? - [Scoffs] I don't know. You better ask her.
绝大部分人不 Most people don't.
你发现她非常嫉妒你吗？ Do you find that she's at all jealous of you?
没有 No.
你认为自己是个快乐的小东西吗？ So...So, would you describe yourself as a happy little person?
是啊 有血有肉 Yeah. I'm the life and soul.
你有没有想过 我的意思是 你不知道... Have you ever thought, right. I mean, you don't know...
但你可能已经度过了生命中最快乐的时光 but you might already have had the happiest moment in your whole fucking life...
剩下的只有疾病和痛苦 and all you've got to look forward to is sickness and purgatory?
哦 妈的！ Oh, shit.
我只是一天混一天罢了 Well, I just live from day to day myself.
我时不时想逃掉一天 知道我的意思吗？ [Chuckles] I tend to skip a day now and again. You know what I mean?
我曾经是个狼人（凶人） 现在已经改邪归正了！ - [Chuckles] - I used to be a werewolf, but I'm all right now! [Howling]
你他妈的！我想它们很快乐吧 [Chuckling] Fuckin' hell. I bet they're happy, eh?
只知道坐在那里 对着月亮嚎 All they got to do is sit round, howling at the moon.
总比站在那该死的东西上面好 明白我的意思吗？ It's better than standing on the cheesy fucking thing. Know what I mean?
我是说 把那些飞船卫星什么的投上去 I mean, tossing all these satellites and shuttles out into the cosmos.
他们以为下面找不到的在上面又能找到什么？ What do they think they're gonna find up there that they can't find down here?
他们以为他们投得高 就能在上面发现什么？ 遇到留着胡子的猴子？ They think if they piss high enough, they're gonna come across the monkey with the beard and the crap ideas?
然后说 “啊 船长 你来了！ And it's, like, "Oh! There you are, captain!
你有点时间吗？我有几个基本的问题想请教” Are you busy? Because I've got a few fundamental questions for you."
- 明白吗？ - 明白 - Are you with me? - Yeah.
面对现实吧 好吗？什么是火箭？ 'Cause let's face it, right? What are rockets?
只是一根金属的大家伙 I mean, they're just big, metal pricks.
你知道 那些胡须佬才不满足只干地球呢 You know, I mean, the bastards aren't satisfied with fucking the Earth up.
- 他们还想干太空 - 告诉我点什么 亲爱的 - They've gotta fuck space and all. - Tell me something, love.
你明白你对哺乳类动物、 Are you aware of the effect...
曼彻斯特人、二维空间 you have on the average mammalian, Mancunian...
以及奴役物种的雄性 X-Y'ly chromosome, slavering...
有什么影响吗？ lusty male member of the species?
哦 是啊 Uh... yeah.
我这么想过 I thought so.
- 你想今天和我共进晚餐吗？ - 不想 - Would you like to have dinner with me tonight? - No.
- 你觉得女人喜欢被强奸吗？ - 你很喜欢说话 不是吗？ - Do you think women like being raped? - You talk a lot, don't you?
你喜欢日本菜吗？ Do you like Japanese food?
听着 我和你说过了 我不感兴趣 行了吗？ Look, I've told you, I'm not interested. All right?
- 可以请你重点吗？ - 可以 - Could I have that a touch harder, please? - Yes.
还好吗？自己玩得很开心啊？ All right? Enjoying yourself, are you?
- 事实上 很开心！ - I'm having a great time, actually. - [Both Laughing]
- 他妈的！ - 很友好啊！ - Bloody hell. - Ah, friendly.
你在这里干什么？脏得象狗屎一样 What are you doing here? You look like shit.
只是想躺得舒服点 Just trying to blend in with the surroundings.
口臭 口臭 口臭！ ~ Halitosis, halitosis, halitosis ~
- 不敢相信你居然在这里 - 我不在这里 - I can't believe you're here. - I'm not here.
告诉你 亲爱的 你这里棒极了 I tell you what. It's a crackin' place you got, love.
- 好啊 很高兴你喜欢这 - 不 我只是说反话而已 - Good. I'm glad you like it. - No, I was being sarcastic.
为什么不告诉我你要来？我可以去火车站接你 Why didn't you tell meyou were coming? I would have met you off the train.
- 我不是坐火车来的 - 那可以去汽车站接 - I didn't come on the fucking train. - Off the bus then.
- 我也不是坐汽车来的 - 那你怎么来的？ - I didn't come on the bus either. - So how did you get here then?
基本上 本来只是个小粒子 粒子爆炸了 Well, basically, there was this little dot, right, and the dot went bang...
越爆越大 能量产生了物质 and the bang expanded-energy formed into matter.
物质冷却 物质存活 阿米巴变成了鱼 鱼变成家禽 Matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, the fish to fowl...
家禽变成蛙类 蛙类变成哺乳动物 哺乳动物变成猴子 猴子变成人 the fowl to froggy, the froggy to mammal, the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man.
仇恨 赎罪 纪念品 终极 Amo, amas, amat. Quidpro quo. Memento mori. Ad infinitum.
洒点奶酪碎屑到烤架上 直到世界末日 Sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till dooms day.
- 我看你一点都没变 - 他真他妈是个天才 - I see you haven't changed. - He's a fuckin' genius, this geezer.
我猜你认识我疯疯癫癫的朋友Sophie了 I take it you met my wicky-wacky friend Sophie.
哦 不 事实上 我们还没有正式介绍过 不是吗 亲爱的？ Oh, no. Actually, we haven't been formally introduced. Have we, love?
- 不 - 不 我们已经坐在这里 尴尬地沉默了一下午了 - No. - No, we've been sat here in embarrassing silence all afternoon.
- 你好吗？ - 好得不得了 - So, how are you? - Peachy creamy.
真的吗？我很高兴 Are you really? I'm very pleased.
那 工作怎么样？ So, how's, um - [Gagging] work?
- 还行 - “还行”？ - 还行 - It's all right. - "It's all right." - It's all right.
- 如你希望的那样吗？ - 是的 - Is it everything you hoped it would be? - Yeah.
你希望是什么样的？ What did you hope it would be?
我很抱歉 你看到了吗？ I'm so- I'm sorry. Did you get that?
一切如她所愿 她却完全不知道 自己需要什么 It's everything she hoped it would be, but she doesn't fucking know what she hoped it would be.
哦 顺便说一句 谢谢你给我这个 Oh, and by the way, thank you for this.
你到底在干什么？ I mean, are you taking a piss or what?
“Johnny 我的地址是...” "So, Johnny, my address is"...
我很感动 [Grunting] I'm touched.
- 你为什么要来？ - 哦 你看不出来吗？ - Why have you come? - Oh, can you tell from there?
要喝杯茶吗？ - [Sophie Giggling] - Do you want a cup of tea?
我要啊！你可真大方 你是伦敦佬吗？ I'd love a cup of tea! You're fucking generous, you Cockneys, aren't ya?
- Sophie? - 嗯 要 - Sophie? - Oh, yeah. Ta.
- 你妈妈好吗？ - 好 你妈妈呢？还在接树枝？ - How's your mum? - Fine. How's yours? Still pulling pints?
她死了 不过还很好 She's dead. She's still a good fuck though.
- 我是说 物价有点离谱 I mean, the rates are a bit extortionate...
不过作为儿子 我还是到处有点折扣的 but I do get a discount what with being the son and everything.
很明显 不是什么都可以干的 Apparently, you shouldn't stick anything up your cunt that you can't put in your mouth.
- 给我们那个杯子 - Give us that mug. - [Giggling]
我可以穿你的大衣吗 Johnny？ [Sniffles] Can I try your coat on, Johnny?
可以 Yeah.
那你还好吗？有交朋友吗？ So what you been up to? Have you seen anybody?
你有交朋友吗？ Have you seen anybody?
有和曼彻斯特来的什么人聊过吗？ Have you spoken to anybody from Manchester?
有 和June通过几次电话 Yeah, I phoned June a couple of times.
June对你说的话感兴趣吗？ And was June interested in what you had to say?
我操！我在坟墓里见的都比现在多 Fuckin' hell. I've seen more life in an open grave.
- 来吧！ - 什么？ - 什么？ - Come on! - What? - What!
- 你见到我好像不是很高兴 - 我很高兴！ - You don't seem very pleased to see me. - I am pleased to see ya!
你现在高人一等？在劣质大公司里找了个时髦工作了不起？ You too good for us? Now you've got yourself a posh job in the big "shitty."
- 我和她就是一文不值的？ - 就是 - Me and her are on the fucking dole. - Right.
- 你有事业 你为此高兴？ - 是啊 - 你确定？ - You're a career girl. You happy with that? - Yeah. - Are you sure?
- 是啊 - 我很高兴 - Yeah. - I'm delighted!
你想要点这个吗 Johnny? - Do you want some of this, Johnny? - [Johnny Chuckles]
我操！你想拿我怎么样？ Fuckin' hell, love. What are you trying to do to me?
好了 我要回房间去了 你想看看吗 Johnny？ Right. Well, I'm going up to my room. Do you want to see it, Johnny?
值得吗？有什么值得一看吗？ Is it worth the bother? Is there anything worth seeing?
你为什么不来看看？又不远 Why don't you come and find out? It's not very far.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry about this.
是的 Yeah.
走 走 Oh, move, move.
- 你在哪？ - 我在这 - Where are you? - I'm in here.
哦 很漂亮 Oh, it's de-lovely.
我看到了 上面有天花板 下面有地板 I see you've got a ceiling at the top with a floor on the lower level...
四面都有墙 and a wall at either side.
只有个单人床 可怜 真的 And only a single bed. Sad, really.
- 你的胸脯很漂亮 - 你是说'咪咪'吗？ - You've got wonderful breasts. - Don't you mean "tits"?
它们大小一样吗？还是一个大点一个小点？ Are they both the same size, or is one bigger than the other?
我不知道 你要量量吗？ I don't know. Do you want to weigh them?
- 这是建议吗？ - 不 是威胁 - Is that a proposition? - No, it's a threat.
你有钱吗？ Are you rich?
生命就是为了享受 Life is for enjoying.
家庭呢？有兄弟姐妹吗？ What about a family? Have you got any brothers or sisters?
我试图忘记 I try not to remember.
你性生活很失败吧？ - You're sexually frustrated, aren't you? - [Snickers, Giggles]
- 有什么好笑的？ - 你是个女权主义者吧 - What's funny? - Are you a feminist?
- 不 - 你喜欢干吗？ - No. - Do you like fucking?
- 你喜欢手淫吗？ - 搞我自己可不干 - Do you like wanking? - Not on my own, no.
你身上这个是个鸟类记号 [Chuckles] That's a very ornithological mutilation you've got there, love.
是我氏族的起源 That's my tribal initiation.
真的吗？ Is it really?
- 真牛！ - 我想我背都要弄断了 - That was fuckin' athletic, that was. - I think I ruptured my chakras.
你这件衣服有说明书吗？ [Scoffs] Is there an instruction manual for this garb?
没有 是智商测验 No. It's an intelligence test.
那这是什么？一个小扣子 缩结 Now, what is this? A granny, a sheep shank...
还是暗扣 or the infamous round turn and two half hitches...
象《伊齐基尔》书里说的那样？ as mentioned in the Book of Ezekiel?
- 你弄完了吗？ - 还没开始干呢！ - Are you finished? - Hardly fuckin' begun.
我只是想到达新的难度了 It's just I think I'm gonna get into difficulties when I reach the hippie shit up here.
- 你知道我的意思吗？ - 嗯 你走的是楼梯 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. Well, you've tried the stairs.
我想你应该坐电梯 I think we should take the escalator.
果真简单 Simple really.
- 就这样 - 谢谢你的乳房 - So is this. - [Chuckles] Thanks for the mammaries.
你可以让她帮我叫计程车吗？ Could you ask her to order me a taxi, please?
- 这太令人失望了 - 你不喜欢被拒绝吧 Jeremy？ - This is terribly disappointing. - You don't like rejection, do you, Jeremy?
- 我们可以叫部计程车吗？ - 没问题 先生 - Could we have a taxi, please? - No problem... sir.
哦！ Whee!
真的很舒服 It's really cozy, this.
你会让我再来吗 Jerry？ Will you let me come again, Jerry?
你真是该死的英俊 You're dead handsome, you know.
你是做什么的？ What work do you do?
我是个舞蹈演员 实际上 I'm a dancer, actually.
你不想知道我的名字吗？ Don't you wanna know me name?
我叫Giselle It's Giselle.
你结婚了吗？ Are you married?
什么？ - [Snickers, Giggles] - What?
吻我 Kiss me.
哦 不要 真讨厌 Oh, don't. It's yucky!
弄开它！ Get it off! [Laughs]
你高兴我来了吗？ Are you glad I came?
你在做什么？弄开它！ What are you doing? Get off me!
你弄疼我了 [Gasping, Screaming] You're hurting me!
- 你想过自杀吗？ - 没有 - Have you ever thought of committing suicide? - No.
我40岁生日那天会自杀 如果我还活着 I'm going to commit suicide on my 40th birthday if I'm still around.
- 为什么？ - 我不想变老 你想吗？ - Why? - I don't want to be old. Do you? - [Whimpers]
哦 天哪 [Trembling] Oh, God.
- 努力工作 - 谢谢 我会的 - Oh. Have a fag. - Yeah, thanks. I will.
你在读什么？ What are you reading?
你他妈的不要在我四周转来转去可以吗？ 我要集中注意力 Will you stop fucking about and fidgeting in my peripherals? I'm trying to concentrate.
她的腰很细 Sophie 不是吗？ She's got a very little waist, Sophie, ain't she?
她的奶子也很小 She's got little tits and all.
- 你不冷吗？ - 我在读蝴蝶效应 - Are you not cold? - I'm reading about the butterfly effect.
什么是蝴蝶效应？ What's the butterfly effect?
每一次东京上空的一只蝴蝶扇动翅膀 Every time a butterfly flaps its wings in Tokyo...
索尔福德就会打雷闪电 this old granny in Salford gets a bilious attack.
那索尔福德的蝴蝶扇动翅膀会怎样？ What happens if a butterfly flaps its wings in Salford?
- 问题不在于此 - 哦 不是吗？ - That's not the point. - Oh, is it not?
- 你到伦敦做什么, Johnny？ - 你在伦敦做什么 - What are you doing in London, Johnny? - What are you doing in London?
- 我和你说过的 - 你什么都没说 - I've told you what I'm doing in London. - You've told me nothing.
- 上次我见到你时 你告诉我... - 操 我们生下来就结了怨骂？ - The last time I saw you, I told you... - Fuckin' hell! Were you born irritatin'?
你下楼来到底要干吗？ What have you come downstairs for anyway?
我开着窗睡着了 我很冷 就下来了 I fell asleep with the window open. I was cold. I came down.
我要去撒尿 泡了茶 我在这里 可以吗？ I had to pee. I've made some tea. I'm here. All right?
- 这是什么 最伟大的故事吗？ - 我住在这里 - What's that, the greatest story ever told? - I live here.
发生什么事了？你在曼彻斯特闷了吗？ So what happened? Were you bored in Manchester?
我闷了吗？没有 一点都不闷 从来没有 Was I bored? No, I wasn't fuckin' bored. I'm never bored.
每个人都会这样 你也是 That's the trouble with everybody. You're also bored.
你的天性是这样 就觉得闷了 You've had nature explained to you, and you're bored with it.
你有个活着的肉体这样 就觉得闷了 You've had the living body explained to you, and you're bored with it.
你有个宇宙这样 就觉得闷了 You've had the universe explained to you, and you're bored with it.
现在你只是想要点廉价的刺激 足够多的 So now you just want cheap thrills and plenty of 'em...
无所谓它们多俗气和无聊 and it don't matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it's new...
只要是新鲜的 只要五颜六色闪亮闪亮的就好 as long as it's new, as long as it flashes and fucking bleeps in 40 different colors.
不管你怎么说我都成 反正我不闷 Well, whatever else you can say about me, I'm not fuckin' bored.
是的 好吧 Yeah. All right.
你怎么样？ So how's it all going for you?
实际上 有点闷 It's a bit boring, actually.
你过得不开心？ You're not enjoying yourself?
- 认识很多朋友吗？ - 沒有 - Have you made many friends? - No.
你有个高脚杯什么的吗？ 因为我的心在流血 Have you got a goblet or something, because me heart's bleedin'.
你什么时候回曼城去？ When are you going back to Manchester?
- 你什么时候回去？ - 我不会回去的 - When are you going back to Manchester? - I'm not going back.
- 为什么不？ - 你知道的 - Whynot? - You know why not.
我知道？ Do I?
我想你曾说过永远不想再见我了 I thought you said you never wanted to see me again.
我确实不想再见你了 你可以滚回楼上去了吗？ I don't ever want to see you again. So will you fuck off back upstairs?
- Johnny 你为什么这么混蛋？ - 有样学样 - Why are you such a bastard, Johnny? - [Coughs] Monkey see, monkey do.
什么意思 - What does that mean? - [Coughing]
- 该死的咳嗽 - 也许有只蝴蝶扇了翅膀 - Oh, this fucking cough. - A butterfly must have flapped its wings.
你不应该去干活了吗？ So have you got to get up for work now, yeah?
不 还太早了 No. It's too early.
我要回到床上去 I'm going back to bed.
她是个佛教徒吗？这个护士 So is she, uh, a Buddhist or something, this nurse?
不 她是天主教徒 No, she's a Catholic.
那她搞个胖和尚在屋里干嘛？ What's she doing with the old fat chap in the house then?
- 我不知道 也许她觉得好玩吧 I don't know. I think she fancies him or something.
Louise是个天主教徒 你知道吗？ Louise is a Catholic. Did you know that?
- 她不是 是吗？ - 我操！ - She's not, is she? - Oh, fuckin' hell!
你知道对我来说人体最可怕的是什么？ You know what frightens me about the human body?
什么？ What?
就好像 整个宇宙最复杂的机体 Well, it's like the, uh, most sophisticated mechanism in the entire universe...
却如此安静 不是吗？ and yet it's so fuckin' quiet, isn't it?
- 明白我的意思吗？ - 不知道 我的身体有足够的噪音 - Know what I mean? - Don't know. Mine makes enough noise.
就象这个湿湿的 粉红色的工厂 It's like this, uh, wet, pink factory.
他们到底在生产什么？有产品吗？ What the fuck are they making in there? I mean, what's the product?
从来没见过什么运输车进进出出 不是吗？ You never see no delivery trucks coming or going, do you?
- 我本来能成为医生的 - 你想检查我吗？ - I could have been a doctor. - Do you wanna examine me?
- 你不相信我？ - 你说啥我都信 - You don't believe me, do you? - I believe everything you say.
- 我心理学得过A - 扯谈 - I've got "A" level psychology. - You haven't.
“人的决心总是早上最强 晚上最弱” "Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker."
- 你觉得呢？ - 被臭骂了一天 - What do you think of that? - It's a load of bollocks.
我也想过 I thought of that.
- 你不同意吗？ - 不知道 - Do you not agree with it? - Don't know.
那是因为你根本没认真听 不是吗？ Well, that's 'cause you weren't fuckin' listening, were you?
这是什么？测试还是什么？ What's this? A test or something?
不要 不要 - Don't. Stop it. - [Laughing]
拿开 不要！ Just pack it in. Stop it!
就这么到处逛逛 Keep buggering about.
- Johnny 让我给你买块表 - 可以安静点吗？ - Let me get a watch, Johnny. - Will you keep still?
- 看 你可以给我买块表 - 不想要他妈的表 - Look, you can get me a watch. - Don't want a fucking watch.
我真的喜欢你 Johnny I really like you, Johnny.
你不了解我 You don't know me.
我想我了解 I think I do.
- 操 但你不了解 - 胡扯！ - But you don't fucking know me! - Oh, shit!
你他妈的！ Fucking hell!
- 你还喜欢我？ - 我爱你 - You still like me? - I love you.
- 什么？ - 我爱上你了 Johnny - What? - I'm in love with you, Johnny.
不要笑 我认真的 - [Chuckles] - Don't laugh. I'm serious.
我理解你 Johnny 真的 [Cries] I understand you, Johnny. I do.
Johnny！不！不！ Johnny! No! No!
Johnny！ Johnny! [Gasping]
Halpern先生 你好 Ta-ra, Mr. Halpern.
- 怎么回事？怎么了？ - 我怎么知道 - What's the matter? What's going on? - Fucked if I know.
我太老了 I'm too old for all this.
我们干嘛不出去？喝点什么？ Why don't we go out? Go out for a drink or somethin'?
你干吗不出去喝点什么？ Why don't you go out? Go for a drink or somethin'.
因为我想和你一起去 'Cause I want to go out with you.
这好看吗？ Is this good?
你在干什么？你去哪？ What are you doing? Where are you going?
- 我很冷 - Johnny 我只是 - I'm cold. - Johnny, I just...
放开我 Get off of me.
你有没有过被人跟踪的感觉？ How...Do you ever get the feeling that you're being followed?
看 你不能让我一个人 给我点空间？ Look, will you just leave me alone, give me a bit of room or something?
我操！ Fucking hell!
Johnny！Johnny！ Johnny! Johnny!
这是干什么？你在玩什么？ What's all that about? What are you playin' at?
- 你去哪 Johnny？ - 别管我 - Where are you going, Johnny? - Off my head.
- 我也要去 - 不 不行 - 我要和你一起去 - I'm coming with you. - No, you're not. - I want to come with you!
你不要跟着我！ Don't you fucking come with me!
- 你会回来吗？ - 回来干嘛？ - Are you comin' back? - What the fuck for?
Maggie！ Maggie!
- 怎么了？ -[Spits] - You all right there, chief?
- 丢了什么人吗？ - 嗯？ - Have you lost somebody? - Yeah?
- 你在找人？ - 你他妈的！ - Are you looking for somebody? - [Heavy Scottish Accent] Fuck off, cunt!
- 有烟吗？ - 有啊 - Got a fag? - Yes, thanks.
- 是啊 我有 - 给我根 - Yeah, I got one. - Giz one.
- 请 - 什么？ - Please. - What?
- 说“请” - 他妈的给我 来吧 先生 - Say please. - Just fucking giz one. Come on, mister.
你这方式不错 有人告诉过你吗？ You've got a lovely way about you. Has anybody ever told you that?
“谢谢” 不用谢 "Thank you." It's all right.
Maggie！ [Spits] Maggie!
- 她走了 - 嗯？ - She's gone, mate. - Eh?
那些日子过去了 Those days are over.
你见过一个姑娘在附近吗？ Have you seen a lassie wandering about here?
- 什么？ - 一个姑娘 黑头发 黑牛仔裤 - What? - A lassie-black hair, blue jeans.
我见到一只牧羊犬从这儿走到火那里去 I saw a little border collie padding off down there towards the fire.
啊？ - Yeah? - [Chuckles]
- 你丢了你马子吗？ - 你见过她吗？黑头发的 - Have you lost your bird or something? - Aye. Have you seen her? Black hair.
- 没有 - 操！ - No. - Fuckin' hell!
蠢女人 走了 走丢了 Stupid fuckin' cunt's gone and got lost.
- 你是从苏格兰来的？ - 啊？ - Are you from Scotland? - Uh?
- 你是苏格兰人？ - 是的 - Are you Scots? - Aye.
- 那里怎么样？ - 他妈的婊子 看我不揍死她 - What's it like up there? - Fucking shite. I'll kick her fanny, man.
- 你梦见过苏格兰吗？ - 啊？ - Do you dream in Scotch? - Uh?
例如 有没有梦见过投棒比赛、羊心大餐（苏格兰特产）？ Like, dream about sporran-clad, caber-tossing haggis...
在郁郁葱葱的山谷里奔跑？ galloping over porridge-covered glens?
他妈的胡扯什么！ Fucking shite!
我曾经读过那些灵格风的小套装 “苏格兰语半月速成”之类的 I sent off for one of those little Linguaphone packages - "Talk Shite in a Fortnight."
很不错 只是我还没有完全掌握级物动词 It's all going very well. I haven't quite got the hang of the transitive verbs yet.
你他妈闭嘴好吗？ Will you fuckin' shut it? [Coughing]
- 你干吗来这？ - 啊？ - So, what you doin' down here? - Eh?
你为什么到伦敦来 菩提祖师？ Why are you here in London, old Bodhi Dharma?
把我老子弄伤了 - [Siren Wailing] - Put my old man in hospital.
- 你爸爸？ - 是啊 - Your dad? - Aye.
- 你怎么做的？ - 用拨火棍打破了他的头 - How did you do that then? - Cracked him on the nut with a poker.
- 为什么？ - 他自找的！ - What for? - He was fuckin' asking for it!
- Maggie！ - 那 他不好吗？ - Maggie! - So, what, is he in a bad way?
绝对是 坏透了 Fuckin' right. He's half dead.
- 你妈妈怎么看？ - 她发疯了 - What does your mum think about it? - She's off her fuckin' nut.
- 那你是跑出来的？ - 是啊 - So, you're, like, on the run, yeah? - Aye.
- 我也是 - 是吗？警察在追你？是吗？ - Yeah, me too. - Yeah? The cops after you? Yeah?
- 告诉我点什么好吗？ - 啊？ - Can you tell me something, jock? - What?
- 那到底是什么？ - 啊？ - What's all that about? - Eh?
你那高地特征的晃动 你意识到了吗？ That...the old Highland fling there. You know you're doing that?
- 什么？ - 那个 一下下的 - What? - That-you know, " and for my next tick"...
你看 又是了 不是我想象出来的 That. Look, it - it just happened again. I'm not imagining it.
- 你他妈的 啊？ - 你时不时地起高腔 "Maggie！" - Fuck off, eh? - You do that in the sack, with the old tick, spit-"Maggie!"
- 一定不他妈爽吧 - 你有毛病啊？ - Must be a great fucking shag. - Are you taking a piss?
- 我操 你闭嘴！ - 过来 混蛋 - You're fucking giving it away, aren't ya? - Fucking come on, cunt!
- 我如果是你会怎么样了？ - 啊？ - What's it like being you? - Eh?
- 兴奋过头？ - 操你妈！ - A bit hectic? - Fuck off, poof!.
你相信自我实现的预言吗？ Do you believe in self-fulfilling prophecy?
啊？ - Eh? - [Chuckles]
就象 占卜 You know, like Nostradamus.
他是16世纪的星象学家 He was, like, this 16th-century astrologer...
写了一首叫做“希斯特入侵波兰”的四行诗 and he wrote in one ofhis quatrains that this goon called 'Hithter would invade Poland'.
希特勒读了 就想 “希斯特 希斯特” So Hitler reads that and thinks, "Hithter, Hithter.
一定是指我了 于是就入侵了波兰 Must mean me," and invades Poland.
所以当那家伙预言1999年是世界末日的时候 So when the guy prophesied that the world would end in 1999, which he did...
真的我们会因为相信天启而自己实现这个预言吗？ does that therefore mean that we're fulfilling the prophecy by precipitating the Apocalypse?
- 你懂吗？ - 什么？ - You with me? - What?
你相信1999世界会终结吗？ You think the world will end in 1999?
听着 你怎么看这个？ Listen, mate, what do you think of this?
你干吗不再四处走走 找找那个小姑娘 而我在这里等？ Why don't you go have a little wander around and go look for the wee lassie, and I'll wait here?
- 如果她转回来 我就让她在这等你回来 - 啊？ - If she turns up, I'll keep her here until you get back. - Aye?
- 怎么样？ - 你会在这里？ - How does that grabya? - You gonna be here, eh?
- 是啊 - 好 如果她回来... - Yeah. - Right. If she gets back, right...
告诉她给我在这儿等着 tell her to fucking wait here till I get back.
如果她回来 帮我揍她一顿 好吧？ If she wanders off, knock her out. You slap her good for me, right?
- 行 我会把她绑起来的 - 好 - Yeah, I'll tie her up. - Aye.
- 你会在这的？ - 会 她叫什么名字来着？ - You gonna be here, eh? - Yeah. Oh, listen. What's her name again?
- Maggie - 哦 对 - Maggie. - [Chuckles] Oh, yeah.
我马上就回来 Be back in a minute, right?
对不起 Excuse me, love.
你好！ Hello!
- 你是Maggie吗？ - 去你妈的 - Are you Maggie? - Piss off!.
- 哦 你是Maggie - 什么？ - Oh, you're Maggie. - What?
- 你是叫Maggie吗？ - 你怎么知道的？ - Is your name Maggie? - How'd you ken that?
只是预感 你在找个坏脾气的小矮子？ It's just a hunch. Are you looking for the, uh, petulant dwarf?
- 啊？ - （德语） - Eh? - Sprechen Sie Deutsches?
- Archie! - 对了 就那个家伙 - Archie! - Yeah, th-that's the fella.
他要我在这里等你 你叫Maggie 他叫Archie 我什么都不是 I was told to wait here for you. You're Maggie, he's Archie, I'm nobody.
- 他过去找你了 - 什么 你见过他？ - He's gone off looking for you, love. - What, you've seen him?
你过来坐在这里好吗？ Look, would you just come and sit over here now?
去你妈的 你这个臭虫！ - Fuck off, you dirty cunt. - [Chuckles]
我知道我已经几年没洗澡了 但没有必要伤害我的感情 I know I've not had a bath for a good few seasons, but there's no need to hurt my feelings.
他很快就会回来 He'll be back in a minute.
- 什么 他来过这里？ - 是的 来过这里 - What, he's been here? - He's been here, he's been there.
他在那店子附近到处找你 He's been all over the fuckin' shop.
- 他身上有伤疤吗？ - 肩膀上有好大一块 - Did he have the chips with him? - He had a huge one on his shoulder.
- 操！ - 过来吧 不用找了 - Fuckin' wee radge! - Come on. No need to knock the young lad.
他是苏格拉底辩论的理想辩手 He's a wonderful exponent of the old Socratic debate.
听着 亲爱的 我有个好主意 Listen, love, I've got this great idea.
你干吗不转转 也许可以找到他？ Why don't you have a little wander round, see if you can find the wee lad?
我会在这等着 如果他回来 就让他在这里等着 I'll wait here. And ifhe turns up, I'll keep him here till you get back.
他妈的肚子好饿 I'm fucking starvin'.
- 你想吃点什么吗？ - 他所有钱都拿着 - Do you wanna get something to eat? - He's got all the money, hasn't he?
- 谁？那家伙？ - 嗯 - Who, laughing boy? - Aye.
- 我身上有几毛钱 - 如果他回来我们不在怎么办？ - Well, I've got a few bob on me. - What if he comes back and we're no here?
- 我们给他留张条 - 他不会读的 - We'll leave him a note. - He won't be able to read it.
我们可以call他 来吧 Well, we'll get him on his bleeper. Come on.
你感到那些震动了吗？ Can you feel all those vibrations?
没有 No.
站在那儿别动 试图从脚底感觉 Just stand still a minute, love. Try and feel it through your feet.
不觉得那些震动 摇摆一直传到骨头里吗？ Do you not get all those tremblings and mumblings coming up through your bones?
不 不觉得 Not really, no.
你没有感觉 好像有完全另一个世界在这下面吗？ Do you not get, like, a sense of, like, a whole other world underneath all this?
就象 伦敦的内脏 You know, like, the guts of London?
有地下铁和所有一切 城市的内脏 What with all the tube trains and everything, the city's viscera...
他妈的地下管道 沟渠... and the subterranean fucking fistulas and conduits and colons...
地牢、坟墓和其他种种 and bunkers and dungeons and tombs and all that.
就象下水道吗？ What, about hell and the sewers, like?
不管你在伦敦的哪个地方 周围30英尺就有一只老鼠 You know that wherever you are in London, you're only 30 feet away from a rat.
- 啊 - 这不令你害怕吗？ - 不 - Aye. - Does that freak you out? - No.
- 你相信地狱吗？ - 嗯 - Do you believe in hell? - Aye.
- 你相信魔鬼了？ - 嗯 - So do you believe in the devil? - Aye.
- 你觉得魔鬼应该是什么样的？ - 长得象那样 对吗？ - What do you think he looks like? - He looks like that, doesn't he?
什么？一个粉红头发的裸体怪物？ [Chuckles] What, a little nudist homonculus with a pink quiff?
- 不 他应该像条蛇 - 让我们看看 - No, he looks like a snake. - Let's have a look at that.
- 是Archie 对吗？ - 是我的护身符 - It's Archie, isn't it? - It's my good luck charm.
- 有给你带来好运吗？ - 没有 - Has it brought you much? - Has it fuck.
- 你迷信吗？ - 不 - Are you superstitious? - No.
那你带护身符干吗？ What do you wear a good luck charm for then?
我们到底是不是去吃东西？ Are we gonna get something to eat or what?
你见过死人吗？ Have you ever seen a dead body?
只见过我自己的 Only me own.
你晚上睡觉的时候想些什么？ Where was you thinking of sleeping tonight?
- 不知道 - 你昨晚在哪里睡的？ - Don't know. - Where did you kip down last night?
- 在公园 - 不冷吗？ - In the park. - Was that not cold?
冷 Aye.
你睡觉的时候想些什么？ Where are you thinking of sleeping, like?
想到什么是什么 Wherever I drop.
- 你多大了？ - 二十三 - How old are you, love? - Twenty-three.
- 你爸妈知道你在这里吗？ - 不知道 - Do your mum and dad know you're down here? - No.
- 那他们不会担心吗？ - 不会 - Will they not be worried about you? - No.
你多大了？ How old are you, like?
- 你觉得我有多大？ - 大概四十吧 - How old do you think I am? - About 40.
- 我二十七 - 操！ - I'm 27. - Oh, get the fuck.
- 你他妈去哪里呢？ - 你他妈去哪里呢？ - Where the fuck have you been? - Where the fuck have you been?
- 啊？ - 我一直在等你 - Eh? - I've been waitin' on you!
- 你他妈现在去哪里呢？ - 你钱都拿着 - What the fuck you been doin' now? - You've got all the money!
- 我他妈到处找你！ - 我和他在一起 - I've been fucking looking all over for ya! - Well, I was with him.
- 什么？你 操！ - 我操他 - What do you - Fuck! - I was fucking with him!
- 婊子！ - 操 问他！ - Daft cunt. - Fuckin' ask him!
- 我操！ - 你问他！ - Fuck off! - Fuckin' ask him!
- 你这婊子！ - 我的薯条在哪？ - Fuckin' daft bitch! Eh? - Where's my chips?
他妈的这么多年了！ - That was fuckin' years ago. - [Maggie Shouting]
- 操的薯条在这 - 不要靠近我！ - Fucking here are your fucking chips! - Don't come near me!
臭婊子！ Fucking cunt!
他弄疼你了吗？ Did he hurt you?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
当你们做爱的时候 You know, when you were fucking.
为什么？他弄疼你了吗？ Why? Did he hurt you?
你觉得你们绝配吗？ Do you think you were made for each other?
- 我们交往过一年 - 一年？ - Well, we went out for a year. - A year?
操 给我一年！ Fucking hell, give me a year!
你曾经感觉超越过自己吗？ [Sighs] Do you ever feel like topping yourself?
- 哦 天哪 我希望我在家 - 很高兴我不在 - Oh, God. I wish I was at home. - Glad I'm not.
不是说和我父母在一起 只是想曼城了 Yeah, well, I don't mean with me mum and dad. I just mean in Manchester.
- 你估计会和这里不一样？ - 是啊 有人和你说话 - You reckon it's different there, do you? - Yeah. People talked to you.
- 我在和你说话 - 是啊 不过全是胡扯 - Well, I'm talking to you. - Yeah, but you talk a pile of shit.
和你在哪里没有关系 也许和Sandra在津巴布韦 Doesn't matter where you are anyway. Might as well be in Zimbabwe with Sandra.
她回来以前你会打扫一下吗？ Are you gonna do any washing up before she gets back?
是啊 当然 她什么时候回来？ Yeah, of course I am. When is she getting back?
星期天 Sunday.
他妈的还有4天 不是吗？ Well, it's four fucking days away, isn't it?
（歌词） "Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor harken unto him...
没地方去了 Lost me place now.
妈的 你为什么这样对我？ Fuckin' hell. Why hast thou forsaken me?
混蛋 Bastard.
嗯 Hmm.
就是这样吗？你踱完你的规范步了？ Is that it now then? Are you through with the regulation pacing?
准备开始你志得意满的讽刺了？ Are you all set to deploy the fatuous sarcasm?
我会把你打成那样的 Well, I've beaten you to it.
你想要薄荷吗？ Would you like a mint?
什么 新制度吗？给犯人一个薄荷醇？ What's this, a new policy? Ply the culprit with menthol?
特强的 Extra strong.
我今晚吃了四盒了 I get through four packets of these a night.
你要小心点 我可不想要你的限量薄荷 You want to be careful, don't you? I don't want your poxy mint.
哦 有得有失 Oh. Waste not, want not.
还有什么陈词滥调？ And other cliches.
不过都是实话 否则就不是陈词滥调了 Ah, but a cliche is full of truth, otherwise it wouldn't be a cliche.
这也是一句 Which is in itself a cliche.
- 告诉我 读过何西阿（希伯来先知）的书吗？ - 又怎么了？ - Tell me, have you read the book of Hosea? - What now?
- “因为他们是妓女的孩子” - 没有必要私人化 - "For they are the children of whores." - There's no need to get personal, mate.
你可以闭嘴吗？如果你要进去就赶快 What, will you stop fucking about? If you're gonna stick the boot in, get on with it.
你现在是不是没地方去？ Have you got nowhere to go then?
我有一千个地方可以去 问题是你呆在哪里 I've got an infinite number of fucking places to go. The problem is where you stay.
- 懂吗？ - 懂 - You with me? - Indeed. Yes.
听着这个工作安全吗？ So, listen, is there much security in this job?
太安全了 Too much.
那这个后现代毒气室到底是怎么回事？ What is it that goes on in this particular postmodernist gas chamber?
没什么 空的 Nothing. It's empty.
那你守卫什么？ So what is it that you're guarding?
空间 - Space. - [Chuckles]
你守卫着空间？ You guarding space?
很愚蠢 是吗？因为有人会进来偷走空间 That's stupid, isn't it, because someone could break in there and steal all the fucking space...
你甚至不知道已经被偷走了 是不？ and you wouldn't know it had gone, would you?
有道理 Good point.
好吧 All right.
好吧 我欣赏你有工作可以做 就是“开动！开动！” All right, pally, I appreciate you've got a job to do, and it's, "Move on! Move on! Move on!"
但这里很冷 我是个罗马人 But it's fucking freezing out there, and I was a Caesarean.
- 进来 快点 - 什么？ - Come on, quick. - What?
进来 Come in.
- 你确定？ - 那个门 聪明家伙 - You serious? - Through that door, smartish.
这里味道很有趣 It's a funny smell in here.
来吧 Come on.
多浪费空间啊 不是吗？ Quite a waste of space, all this, isn't it?
可以睡一千个流浪汉了 Could sleep a thousand flea-bitten tramps in here.
这是干什么？ What's all that?
他们说 那里有个森林 你看到了？ They say it's a fucking jungle out there. Have you seen it in here?
我意思是 猴子们呢？ I mean, where's the bloody monkeys?
听着 你不要过来 Look, dad! Will you just back off?
- 你到底要干什么？ - 你一定要隐身 - What is it you're after? - You must be invisible.
- 什么？ - 我一定要被人看见 - What? - I must be seen.
跟着我 Follow me.
坐在这里 Sit there.
- 我可以抽烟吗？ - 不行 会激活警报器的 - Am I allowed to smoke in here? - No. You'll set off the alarm.
现在 我不会看着你 Now, I'm not gonna look at you.
就好像我没有在和谁讲话一样 It mustn't look like I'm talking to anybody.
如果你被人看到了 我就没有工作了 Ifyou're seen in here, I'm out of a job.
明白了？ See what I mean?
如果别人看到你这样自言自语 你还会没有工作的 If they see you talking to yourself like that, you'll be out of a job anyway.
他们会带个大网进来捉你的 They'll come after you with a big butterfly net.
哦 是啊 那我就这么站着 Oh, yes. I'll stand like this then.
- 这样好些 不是吗？ - 什么？ - Well, that's better, isn't it? - What?
在里面 不那么冷 In, out of the cold.
是的 Yeah.
是的 非常感谢 Yeah. Thanks very much.
在里面很有趣吧？ It's funny being inside, innit?
因为当你在里面时 实际上在外面 'Cause when you are inside, you're still actually outside, aren't ya?
然后你可以说 当你在外面时 我实际上在里面 And then you can say, when you're outside, you're inside...
因为你总在你头脑里 because you're always inside your head.
- 听懂了？ - 嗯 - Do you follow that? - Yes.
有的时候我坐在这里 关了灯 在黑暗中 Sometimes when I'm sitting here, I turn the lights off, sit in the dark.
这总让我觉得是坐在外面 That always makes me feel like I'm sitting outside.
你每晚坐在这里干嘛？ So, what do you do with yourself here every night time?
我读书 思考 I read, and I think.
思考什么？ What do you think about?
- 思考我的人生 - 可怕吗？ - I think about my life. - And is that horrendous for you?
不 当然不 No, certainly not.
对你妻子来说呢？ 你结婚了吧？ Is it horrendous for your wife? Are you married, mate?
理论上 是的 Well, technically I'm married...
尽管我妻子离我有5919英里远 我也已经有13年没有见过她了 although my wife is 5,919 miles away and I haven't seen her for 13 years.
很不错吧？她在哪里？ It's all going very well then? Where is she?
- 她在曼谷 - 漂亮！ - She's in Bangkok. - Saucy.
- 不值得 对吧？ - 都是些娼妇 - They're not worth it, are they? - Whores and harlots.
你们最后一次干是什么时候？ When was the last time you had a fuck?
这问题难道你不觉得尴尬吗？ Is that an embarrassing question for you?
是的 是这样 It is, rather. Yes.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
过来 Step this way.
我想给你看看我任务的神秘性 I want to reveal to you the mysteries of my trade.
- 你觉得那是什么？ - 达达派的尼姑？ - What do you think that is? - A, uh, Dadaist nun?
不对 这个小东西是我老板的委托人 Wrong. This little lady is the representative of my employer.
- 你好吗 亲爱的？ - 看着 - How do you do, love? - Watch.
禅宗 - [Beeping] - VeryZen.
我在这一刻 这一地点的出现现在被记录下来了 My existence at this moment, on this spot, is now trapped and recorded.
二十三个时点 二十三个地点 每两小时一次 Twenty-three moments, 23 sites, every two hours.
这就是我的工作 That's my job.
他们可以雇个高点的猩猩做这个吗？ Well, could they not train a tall chimpanzee to do that?
或者一个小猩猩拿着个大仪器？ Or a small chimpanzee with a bigger gizmo?
我想他们可以 I expect they could, yes.
- 你叫什么名字？ - Brian - What's your name, son? - Brian.
你好 Brian, Johnny Hello, Brian, Johnny.
Brian 祝贺你 Well, Brian, congratulations.
你成功地向我证明了你的工作是全英格兰最无聊的 You succeeded in convincing me that you do have the most tedious fucking job in England.
过来 Come on.
- 是的 非常无聊 极其无聊 - 好了 好了 - Yes, it is a boring job. Bloody boring, actually. - All right, all right.
但你只是管中窥豹 此时此地我的无聊 But all you can see is the tip of the iceberg, the present, the tedious here and now.
你看不到的是其他的时候 What you're incapable of seeing is the rest of time, the rest of the iceberg...
过去和未来 我的未来... past and the future, my future...
将是非常有意思的 which is a very interesting place to be.
这个工作的好处在于 它给我足够的时间和空间 The good thing about this job is that it gives me time and space...
让我在夜深人静时得以思考未来 to contemplate the future at my leisure, whilst the city sleeps...
从白天的纷纷扰扰中解放出来 free from the cacophonous curiosity of the hoi polloi.
所以 你看 这并不是个无聊的工作 So, you see, it's not a boring job.
我现在也不无聊 And I'm not boring either.
- 我可以在楼梯间吸烟吗？ - 不行 到处都是警报器 - Am I allowed to smoke on the stairs? - No. There's alarms all over the building.
那你认为遐想未来可以让你的现在变得有趣？ So you think you can make the present palatable by projecting into the future?
你活在过去之中 是未来让你痛苦的 Brian You're living in the past, pal. It's the future that fucks you up, Brian.
是苹果里的蛆 It's the maggot in the apple.
看 Brian 你完全忍受不了现实 现实没有什么不好的 See, you're all pissed off with the present, Bri, and there's nothing wrong with the present.
现实很好 完美的 完美无缺 The present's fine. The present's perfect. The present's peachy fucking creamy.
唯一不对的在于这混蛋根本不存在 The only thing wrong with the present is the bastard doesn't exist...
因为现实就是未来 未来就是过去 because the present is the future, and the future is the past...
全都一样 一丘之貉 and it's all the same fucking bag of bones anyway.
存在和灭亡是永恒的过程 It's a constant process of coming into being and passing away...
存在 灭亡 coming into being and passing away.
- 未来就是现在 - 但现在并不存在 我们就置身其中 - The future is now. - But the present does exist. We're in it now.
你刚刚是 当你说的时候 但现在又不是了 现在又不是了 现在又不是了 You were just then, when you said it, but you're not in it now, you're not in it now, you're not in it now.
你永远都被未来踢着往前走 明白吗？ You're forever being kicked up the ass by the future. You with me?
这就是我的意思 That's what I mean.
看 我的现在 又不是了 See, I'm in the present, but I'm not in the present.
我在未来 I'm in the future.
完全正确 Exactly.
没有人告诉你吗 Brian 你有这种未来的愉悦的预见性？ Has nobody not told you, Brian, that you've got this kind of gleeful preoccupation with the future?
我都不在乎 但你根本就没有所谓的未来 I wouldn't even mind, but you don't even have a fucking future.
我没有未来 没有人有 I don't have a future. Nobody has a future.
一切都结束了 看看你四周 都在瓦解 The party's over. Take a look around you, man. It's all breaking up.
你没有读过那本书《圣约翰的启示》？ Are you not familiar with the Book of Revelations of Saint John...
圣经里最后一本关于天启的书？ the final book of the Bible prophesying the Apocalypse?
是的 我每本都读过 Yes, as it happens, I'm familiar with all the books of the Bible.
我很高兴 “他迫使每个人在 右手上或者额头上...” I'm very happy for you. "He forced everyone to receive a mark on his right hand...
“留下记印 这样没有记印的人” "or on his forehead so that no one shall be able to buy or sell...
“就无法买卖 那记印是魔鬼的名字” "unless he has the mark, which is the name of the beast...
“或者他名字的符号 魔鬼的符号是666” or the number of his name, and the number of the beast is 666."
- 666！我知道的 - 很好 - 666! I know about it. - Great.
我知道占卜的事情 占卜师说过三兄弟 I know about Nostradamus. Nostradamus talked about three brothers.
他是指肯尼迪兄弟 还是苏联三巨头？ Did he mean the Kennedy brothers or was he talking about three bits of the Soviet Union?
- 你看？你分辨不了 - 去他妈的占卜！ - You see? You just can't tell. - Fuck Nostradamus!
我不是在说占卜师 谢顿老妈 卢塞尔·格兰特或该死的梅格（注：均为有名的预言家） I'm not talking about Nostradamus or Mother Shipton or Russell Grant or Mystic-fucking-Meg.
我在说圣经！ I'm talking about the holy fucking book!
这么一个特定的语言到底是什么？ What can such a specific prophecy mean?
记号是什么？ What is the mark?
记号 Brian 就是条形码 无所不在的条形码 Well, the mark, Brian, is the bar code, the ubiquitous bar code...
你在每个面包卷、每条烟、每块猪肉上 that you'll find on every bog roll and every packet of johnnies...
都可以看到的 and every poxy pork pie.
而每个条形码都被三个符号分割为两组 And every fucking bar code is divided into two parts by three markers.
这些三个三个的符号都有数字6代表 And those three markers are always represented by the number six.
6 6 6 Six, six, six.
它说什么来着？“没有那个记印无人可以自由买卖” Now, what does it say? "No one shall be able to buy or sell without that mark."
现在 他们企图通过这样根除一切信用卡欺诈 And now, what they're planning to do in order to eradicate all credit card fraud...
企图创造一个完全没有现金的社会 and in order to precipitate a totally cashless society...
现在他们准备做的 正如已经在美国军队中试验的 what they're planning to do, what they've already tested on the American troops...
他们在每个人的右手或额前皮下注射记印 they're gonna subcutaneously laser-tattoo that mark onto your right hand or forehead.
在皮肉里人工注射 They're gonna replace plastic with flesh.
是真的！ Fact!
在天启的书里 当审判日来临 七个封印被开启 In the same Book of Revelations, when the seven seals are broken open on the Day of Judgment
七个天使吹起喇叭 当第三个天使吹响喇叭时 灾难从天而降 and the seven angels blow the trumpets when the third angel blows her bugle, wormwood will fall from the sky
“wormwood”会污染第三部分的水源 wormwood will poison a third part of all the waters...
和全部土地的第三部分 很多很多的人都将死去 and a third part of all the land, and many, many, many people will die.
你知道俄语中“wormwood”怎么说？ Now, do you know what the Russian translation for "wormwood" is?
- 不知道 - 切尔诺贝利 - No. - Chernobyl.
真的！ Fact!
1999年8月18日 On August the 18th, 1999...
太阳系所有的行星将形成一个十字架的形状 the planets of our solar system are gonna line up into the shape of a cross.
- 我不相信星象 - 我不是在说星象 - I don't believe in astrology. - I'm not talking about astrology!
我在说天文 I'm talking about astronomy.
它们将组成水瓶座 狮子座 金牛座和天蝎座 They're gonna line up in the fixed signs of Aquarius, Leo, Taurus and Scorpio...
正好符合预言书中的四大怪兽 which just happen to correspond to the four beasts of the Apocalypse...
象Daniel书中描述的那样 as mentioned in the Book of Daniel.
又是他妈的事实！ Another fucking fact!
你想我继续吗？世界末日就要来临了 Brian Do you want me to go on? The end of the world is nigh, Bri.
游戏结束了！ The game is up!
我不相信 I don't believe that.
生命不可能终止 Life can't just come to a stop.
好吧 我是说生命会终结 All right, I'm not saying that life will end...
或者宇宙会灭亡 但是人类会的 or the world will end or the universe will cease to exist but man will cease to exist.
就象恐龙灭绝一样 同样的事情也会发生 Just like the dinosaurs passed into extinction, the same thing will happen to us.
我们并不重要 我们的存在就是错误 We're not fucking important. We're just a crap idea.
我不会灭亡的 I'm not gonna cease to exist.
我将来也会还在这里 I'm gonna be here in the future.
你以为这样就有改变？ What is this fucking fixation with the future?
听着 伙计 我有慢性心悸病 还有急性神经痛 Listen, pal, I've got chronic systolic palpitations and acute fucking neuralgia.
- 厕所怎么样？可以在这里抽烟吗？ - 操 不行 - What about these toilets? Can I smoke in here? - No, you fucking can't!
- 问你个问题 - 什么？ - Let me ask you a question. - What?
你有没有过这样的感觉 好像你曾经在另一个时间存在过？ Have you ever had the sense that you've lived in a time different from this one?
- 你是说 前世？ - 也许吧 - What, you mean, like, in a past life? - Could be, yeah.
- 前世 我是死人 - 啊 你看 我就不是 - Well, in my past life, I was dead. - Ah, well, you see, I wasn't.
我知道过去我来过这里 在我出生以前 I know I was here in the past, before I was born.
所以 我知道将来我也在这 在我死之后 So I know I'm gonna be here in the future, after I've died.
明白了 在另外的时空里 你也有体臭吗？ I see. And in this alternative existence, did you still have the same noxious body odor?
没有必要这么私人化 这是我所相信的 There's no need to be personal. It's what I believe.
- 我应该告诉你我所相信的吗？ - 你不相信任何东西 - Shall I tell you what I believe? - You don't believe in anything.
- 哦 不对 Brian - 是吗？那你相信什么？ - Oh, I do, Brian. - Yeah? What do you believe?
你认为变形虫曾梦想过成为青蛙吗？ Do you think that the amoeba ever dreamed that it would evolve into the frog?
当然没有过 Of course it didn't.
当第一只青蛙从泥沼中蹦出来 呱呱叫着 And when that first frog shimmied out of the water and employed its vocal cords...
以吸引异性的注意或者寻找猎物的时候 in order to attract a mate or to retard a predator...
你觉得它有梦想过 这种低级的蛙鸣 do you think that that frog ever imagined that that incipient croak...
会进化成世界上的各种语言和文化吗？ would evolve into all the languages of the world, into all the literature of the world?
当然没有 Of course it fucking didn't.
就象青蛙不可能想象莎士比亚一样 And just as that froggy could never possibly have conceived of Shakespeare...
我们也不可能想象出我们的宿命 so we can never possibly imagine our destiny.
我知道我的宿命 I know what my destiny is.
是吗？但是你现在所经历的 据我所知 Yeah, but what you're experiencing, as far as I can gather...
这些表达 反思和预见 with all these manifestations of, uh, regression and precognition...
和这些乱七八糟的想法 and transmigratory astral fucking chatterings...
和原始的动物哼哼声没有区别 因为进化并没有结束 is just the equivalent of that first primeval grunt because evolution isn't over.
人类不是终结 Man isn't the be-all and fucking end-all.
如果整个时间是一年 Look, if you take the whole of time, represented by one year...
我们经历的不过是1月1日的几分钟 we're only in the first few moments of the first of January.
还有很长很长在后头 There's a long way to go.
只不过是这会儿 我们不能 长出枝条 翅膀或者鳍 Only now we're not gonna sprout extra limbs and wings and fins...
因为进化本身也在进化 because evolution itself is evolving.
但你通过一些超感官的回忆过程 And whereas you, through some process of extra-sensory recall...
也许想象到你曾经在...我不知道... might imagine that you were some...I don't know...some 17th-century Dutch girl...
某个十七世纪的荷兰姑娘...在阿姆斯特丹的老风车磨房生活过 Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam...
有一天你也许意识到你不只一两个过去的回忆 one day you'll realize that you've had not just one or two past or future existences...
但你就是那样的 现在是过去也是 but that you were, and are, everybody and everything that has ever been...
和其他所有事物一样 or will ever be.
停一停 你刚刚自相矛盾了 Hang on a minute. You just contradicted yourself.
是吗 说来听听？ Oh, how'd you make that out?
在楼下的时候 你说你预见世界末日要来了 现在你又说... Downstairs you were predicting the end of the world. Now you're talking about the future.
- 你怎么解释这个？ - 这容易 - How do you explain that, eh? - Easy.
当它降临时 占卜本身也会成为进化跃进进程的一部分 When it comes, the Apocalypse itself will be part of the process of that leap of evolution.
是啊 不管怎么样 人类不会消失的 Yeah. Well, whatever happens, mankind will not cease to exist.
一定会的 根据天启的定义 人类一定会灭亡 He must. By the very definition of apocalypse, mankind must cease to exist...
至少 不再作为一种实体存在 at least in a material form.
什么叫“作为一种实体存在”？ What do you mean, "in a material form"?
- 他会进化 - 进化成什么？ - Well, he'll evolve. - What into?
进化成一种超物质 Into something that transcends matter.
进化成纯粹的思维 明白吗？ Into a species of pure thought. Are you with me?
是啊 象鬼魂一样 Yeah. Like a ghost.
不 不是鬼魂 你太天真了！ [Chuckling] No, not like a fucking ghost, you big girl's blouse!
那是我们完全无法想象的东西 Into something that's, like, well beyond our comprehension.
变成一种普遍的意识 Into a universal consciousness.
变成上帝 原则上 就是时间 Into God, who is, by the same principle, that time is.
- 你不相信上帝 - 我当然相信 - You don't believe in God. - Of course I believe in God.
你看 Brian 问题在于 上帝充满了仇恨 You see, the thing is, Brian, that God is a hateful god.
一定是的 Must be...
因为如果上帝是好的 为什么还要有罪恶？ because if God is good, then why is there evil in the world?
为什么还有痛苦 仇恨 贪婪和战争？ Why is there pain and hate and greed and war?
不合理 Doesn't make sense.
但如果上帝是个混蛋 你可以说 “为什么这个世界又有好的？” But if God is a nasty bastard, then you can say, "Why is there good in the world?
为什么有爱 希望和欢乐？ Why is there love and hope and joy?"
让我们面对它吧 真善美之所以存在 是因为要被罪恶摧残 Well, let's face it. Good exists in order to be fucked up by evil.
真善美之存在 是为了让邪恶滋生 The very existence of good enables evil to flourish.
因此 上帝很坏 Therefore, God is bad.
这和你有多少过去和未来没有关系 And it doesn't matter how many past or future existences you have...
因为它们终将饱含悲伤和痛苦 疾病和死亡 because they're all gonna be riddled with grief and anguish, and sickness and death.
你看 Brian 上帝并不爱你 You see, Brian, God doesn't love you.
上帝鄙视你 God despises you.
所以 没有希望 人类就是魔鬼创造的仪器部件 魔鬼用来创造它自己 So there's no hope, and mankind is just a component of the device by which the devil creates itself.
明白吗？ Are you with me?
我是说 基本上 You see, what I'm saying, basically, is...
不打碎鸡蛋 就不可能做煎蛋卷 you can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs...
文明就是打碎的鸡蛋 煎蛋卷要发臭了 and humanity is just a cracked egg and the omelet stinks.
是啊 Yeah.
从这个圆窗户能看到什么？ Oh. And what's through the round window?
- 那是谁？ - 问得好 - Who's that? - [Chuckles] Good question.
你以前见过她吗？ Have you seen her before?
有 她每晚都在这里 Oh, yeah. She's there every night.
- 漂亮的年轻姑娘 不是吗？ - 还可以 - Good-looking young girl, isn't she? - She's all right.
她有没有伙伴在那里吗？ Does she ever have fellas up there?
没有 No.
你又见过她全裸吗？ Have you ever seen her, like, you know, totally naked?
一次 Once.
她要干吗？ What's she up to, eh?
她在玩什么？在深夜里嘲弄别人吗？ I mean, what's her game, taunting people in the middle of the night, eh?
她也许很无聊 就象你无聊地看她 She probably gets a kick out of it, like you get a kick out of watching her.
- 我没这么做 - 我有 - I'm doing no such thing. - Well, I am.
你硬了吗？ Have you got a hard-on?
说实话 没有 No, I haven't, as a matter of fact.
就算有 你也不会告诉我的 对吗？ You wouldn't tell me if you had, would you?
我想我不会 No, I don't think I would.
- 这些是你自己做的？ - 是的 - Did you make these yourself? - I did, yeah.
我想也是 I thought so.
听着 我过一会儿可能还会回来 Well, listen, I might be back in a couple of minutes.
保重 如果不保重就小心点 Be good. If you can't be good, be careful.
- 又是陈词滥调 - 是啊 - And other cliches. - Yeah.
那 再见了 Brian Well, tatty-bye, Brian.
嗯 Yes.
Charles？什么？ Charles? What?
喂？ Hello?
他妈的怎么回事？Dorfman在哪里？ What the fuck's going on? Where the bloody hell's Dorfman?
那混蛋已经花了我三萬块了 The bastard's cost me 30 grand already.
操！ Fuck!
对不起 Sorry about that.
哦 我很抱歉 亲爱的 Oh, I'm sorry, love.
顶楼上那个不是你 对吗？跳舞的？ That's not you on the top floor, is it, dancin'?
是我 怎么了？ Yeah. Why?
哦 没事 你跳得很美 Oh, right. Um, you're a lovely mover.
对不起 吓着你了 I'm sorry, pet. I'm, uh, freaking you out.
- Bhapa在哪里？ - Bhapu？ - Where's Bhapu? - Bhapu?
- 很冷 - 我最好解释一下 - It's cold. - Listen, I'd better explain meself.
我兄弟在那边保“不安” You see, me brother's working as an "insecurity" guard...
在那个畸形的圆窗户后面 我们能看到你的房间 in that fucking monstrosity round the back, and we can see straight into your room.
非常好 It's very nice.
他老板要过来转转 所以让我出来走走 Anyway, he's got his boss coming round, so he's told me to schlep round the streets...
晃两个小时 所以我过来和美丽的舞蹈家打招呼 fora couple of hours, and I said I'd come and say hello to Isadora Duncan...
让你有人说说话 keep you company.
我知道这很厚颜无耻 不过 我就是脸皮厚的小猴子 I know it's a bit cheeky, but, uh, I 'm a cheeky young monkey.
- 你想进来吗？ - 可以吗？ - Do you want to come in? - Is that all right?
嗯 你留那个多长了？ Hmm. How long have you been growing that?
- 两英寸了 - 嗯 不错 - About two inches. - Hmm. It's nice.
你有过不少了 不是吗亲爱的？ You've had a few, haven't you, love?
- 想进来吗？ - 以为你不会问呢！ - Do you want to come in? - Thought you'd never ask.
- 我可以在这里抽烟吗？ - 当然 - Am I allowed to smoke in here? - Yeah.
感谢上帝 Thank Christ for that.
想喝一杯吗？ Do you want a drink?
- 嗯 - 我想最好喝一点 - Mmm. - I think I better have, don't you?
有不少活要干 啊？ Got a bit of fucking catching up to do, huh?
敬帝国！ - Here's to the monarchy. - [Chuckles]
什么好笑？ What's funny?
我没有笑 I'm not laughing.
你一个人住吗？ So do you live here on your own, yeah?
这是你在读的吗？ Is this what you're reading?
Jane Austen著《爱玛》 Jane Austen by Emma.
- 那是我最喜欢的书 - 真的吗？ - It's my favorite book. - Is it really?
我不大看书 I don't read much myself.
你是从爱尔兰来的？ You from Ireland?
不是 怎么了？ No. Why?
那是什么 沼泽地图吗？ What's that, a damp patch?
哦 Oh.
我从来没注意过 I never noticed that before.
里面会是怎么样的？ How's it going inside there?
嗯 宝贝 Mmm. Baby.
宝贝 Baby. [Moans]
你多大了亲爱的？ How old are you, love?
好笑 因为从那里看 你年轻得多 It's funny, 'cause from over there, you look a lot younger.
我想我兄弟很喜欢你 I think me big brother's quite taken with you.
他每晚都在那里 对着你手淫 He's up there every night, having a bit of a wank about you.
明白吗？ Are you with me?
怎么了？ What's the matter?
不要那样 Don't do that.
什么 这样？ What, that?
还是那样？ Or that?
你不喜欢吗？ Don't you like that?
你不需要弄疼我的 You don't have to hurt me.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
咬我 Bite me.
妈的咬我！ Fucking bite me.
- 来吧 - 嘿！ - Come on. - Hey!
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
这是什么？ Who's this?
求你了 好吗？ [Whispers] Please, will you?
我不能 亲爱的 I can't, love.
你看上去像我妈妈 You look like me mother.
以为你可以通过干找回青春吗？ [Johnny] Think you can recapture your youth by fuckin' it?
你不会愿意干我的 只会找到悲惨 You don't wanna fuck me. You'll catch something cruel.
你好 Bonjour..
怎么回事？你在这里做什么？ What's going on? What are you doing here?
我本在那里 可不行 所以就到了这里 Well, I was over here, like this, but that didn't really work for me, so I thought I'd try over here.
但我哪里都不觉得有未来 But I don't think there's much future in this one either.
去他妈的 有建议吗？ Fuckin' hell. Have you got any suggestions?
- 没有 - 你现在做什么？ - Nope. - So what do you do now?
- 我要去吃早餐 - 嗯 我可以吃点东西 - I'm gonna get some breakfast. - Yeah, I could do with something to eat.
- 我可以去吗？ - 你有钱吗？ - Can I come with ya? - Have you got any money?
- 没有 - 那你怎么付钱？ - Nope. - Well, how are you gonna pay for it?
我不会付的 I'm not.
我很饿 Well, I'm hungry.
- 你非得去那里搞她吗？ - 我没有搞她 - Did you have to go and beat her up? - I never beat her up.
- 那你整了她？ - 没有 - You shagged her though? - No.
你不相信我 是吗？ You don't believe me, do you?
- 她比你年纪大 - 胡说 - She's older than you. - Bollocks.
荷包蛋 Poached egg.
那裙子短了点 亲爱的 很不雅 That skirt's a bit short, innit, love? It's disgraceful.
- 这是什么？ - 这是我要住的地方 - What's this? - That's where I'm gonna live.
在哪里？ Where is it?
爱尔兰 Ireland.
我以前住过那个木屋 I've lived in that cottage before.
什么 你的前世吗？ What, in one of your past lives?
是的 确实是 Yes, as a matter of fact.
他妈的扯谈！ Fuckin' shit-hole, innit?
- 不要浪费你的生命了 - 什么？ - Don't waste your life. - What?
不要浪费你的生命 Don't waste your life.
- 这里几点关门？ - 4点 - What time does this place close? - 4:00.
嗯 听者 你能告诉我附近哪里可以找吃的吗？ Uh, listen, can you tell me where I can get something to eat round here?
什么？ [Laughs] What?
- 你笑得很好看 - 是吗？ - You've got a very nice smile. - Have I?
是啊 Oh, yeah.
对不起 Sorry, sir.
我拿着这个 先生 I'll take that, sir.
您的女士同伴也去吗 先生？ Your lady companion is joining you, sir?
哦 不 她今天不去 坐骨神经痛又发作了 Uh, no, she can't make it today, pal. The old sciatica's playing up and everything.
- 知道吗？ - 下来 - You know? - Come on.
什么？ What?
- 下车 - 我刚刚才上车 - Out of the car. - Well, I've only just got in the car.
他妈的滚下来 Get out of the fucking car!
好吧 带着帽子 [Snickers] All right, Parker. Keep your hat on.
很不错 谢谢 Well, that was lovely. Thank you.
保持联络 Keep in touch.
操！ Oh, fuck.
- 你是谁？ - Sebastian Hawks - Who are you? - Sebastian Hawks.
- 很高兴见到你 - 嗯 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah.
你到这儿来干什么？ Um, what you doin' here?
- 我是Sandra的熟人 - 哦 是吗？ - I'm an acquaintance of Sandra's. - Oh, yeah?
- 我只是过来问候她 - Sandra现在不在 - I just popped round to say hello. - Well, Sandra's away at the moment, actually.
真的？ Really.
我希望你不要介意 我自己喝了点啤酒 I hope you don't mind, but I helped myself to a beer.
是 我注意到了 那是你的香槟吗？ Yeah, I noticed. Is that your champagne and all?
- 你喜欢香槟吗？ - 是的 喜欢 - You like champagne, do you? - Yeah. I do, as it happens.
这个公寓很不错 你不觉得吗？ This is a very nice flat. Don't you think?
你怎么进来的？ How did you get in here?
你觉得中央空调有问题吗？ Tell me, do you have any problems with the central heating?
你是水管工吗？ Oh, are you the plumber?
我只是对资产权益有兴趣 Let's just say I've got a vested interest in the property.
操！你是房东 Fuckin' hell. You're the landlord.
- 我宁愿你把我看成朋友 - 去你的 - I'd rather you thought of me as a friend. - Oh, shit.
Sandra没有付房租还是什么？ What, is Sandra behind on the rent or something?
你的纹身痛吗？ Was your tattoo painful?
嗯 Yeah.
好 Good.
你很漂亮 不是吗？ You're very beautiful, aren't you?
是吗？ Am I?
很奇怪的美 In a quirky sort of way.
- 你是护士吗？ - 是的 - Are you a nurse? - Yeah.
精神病科的 Psychiatric.
这双袜子很不错 These are a very fetching pair of tights.
你喜欢吗 房东先生？ Oh, you like them, do ya, Mr. Landlord?
我们可以一起喝酒吗？ Can we have that champagne now, please?
这些洞买来就这样吗？ Did you buy them like this, or are the holes self-inflicted?
不是 一只蜘蛛在休息的时候纺的 Nah. A spider spun them, and that's where he had a tea break.
操！这有点过分吧！ Fucking hell! That's a bit excessive, innit?
- 我也喜欢这个 - 哦 天哪 - I rather like this belt too. - [Mutters] Oh, God.
来了 Here we go. [Sighs]
- 抱歉 你去哪里？ - 回家 - Excuse me. Where do you think you're going? - I'm going home.
- 什么 你要离开我？ - 是 - What, you're leaving me? - Yeah.
我大老远来看你 你却走了 简直无法相信 I've come all this way to see you, and you're going. I can't believe it.
- 我很震惊 很吃惊 - 我会给你张纸巾 - I'm stunned. I'm flabbergasted. - So we'll get you a tissue.
听上去不错 你住附近吗？ Sounds promising. Do you live nearby?
- 也许 - 我意思是 可以走过去吗？ - I might do. - I mean, is it within walking distance?
不 你看我喜欢逍遥派的东西 No, 'cause, you see, I've got this fascination with all things peripatetic.
- 再见 - 我很无耻是吗？ - Seeya. - Cheeky, aren't I?
你偷的壶套帽子吗？ Have you stolen the tea cozy?
好多人都可以看见 你不觉得尴尬吗？ Love, people can see you wearing that thing. You're not embarrassed? No?
不要停 Don't give up.
哦 Oh! Oww!
穿上这个 Put this on.
什么？ Oh, what?
现在玩医生和护士吗？ Gonna play doctors and nurses now, are we?
快点 Hurry up.
这很荒谬 Oh, this is ridiculous.
听着 很抱歉 我这礼拜过得很不好 Listen, I'm really sorry, right, but I've had a bit of a rough week...
我不想玩了 and I just don't think I can go through with this.
不！ [Groaning, Screaming] No!
哦 操！ [Screaming] Oh, you fucker!
我操！放开我！ Fuck off! Leave me alone!
不要！ [Groaning] Oh, don't!
混蛋！ You bastard!
想要点豆子吗？ Do you want some beans?
好啊 Yeah, cheers.
我如果不在 你会做什么？ So, what would you be doing now if I wasn't here?
不知道 Don't know.
洗个澡 休息 Having a shower, relaxing.
我也可以洗个澡 I could do with a shower meself.
我已经一周没有洗了 你可能已经看到了 I haven't washed for about a week, as you've probably noticed.
如果你想 可以洗 You can have one if you like.
- 确定？ - 嗯 - You sure? - Yeah.
洗手间在那里 Bathroom's just here.
操！ Fuckin' hell.
我怎么当得起 亲爱的？ What did I do to deserve you, love?
按这个按钮 Just press this button.
听着 Now, listen...
你不会穿得像你妈一样 拿把大刀过来吧？ you're not gonna creep up on me with a big knife, dressed up as your mother, are you?
不会 No.
但是你已经穿得像你妈一样 But it looks like you already are dressed up as your mother.
可以拿给我我的袋子吗？我的鸭子在里面 Can I have me bag? It's got me duck in it.
谢了 Ta.
哦 亲爱的 [Chuckles] Oh, dear.
谁住在这里？宙斯？ Who lives here, then? Zeus?
- 这是你的东西吗？ - 不 - Is all this stuff yours? - No.
这些穿着崭新衣裤的小矮人 All these pseudo Doric midgets with their novelty underpants.
哦 看这个 拿个撑船竿触摸时间 Oh, look at this one, touching time with a barge pole.
我不会的 I wouldn't.
他是同性恋吗？ Is he a Homer-sexual, yeah?
你觉得呢？ What do you think?
- 他在哪里？ - 他们在美国 - Where is he? - They're in America.
- 他们？ - 嗯 - They? - Yeah.
- 他们什么时候回来？ - 不知道 - When are they gettin' back? - Don't know.
他们就让你这么等着？ And they're just letting you stop here for nothing?
- 是啊？ - 是 - Yeah? - Yeah.
- 我不认识他们 - 我不知道 - I don't know them. - I don't know.
- 我觉得有点哀伤 - 为什么？ - I find all this a bit sad. - Why?
不 不是说不好 No, I don't mean that to sound Homer-phobic.
我喜欢伊利亚特 I mean, I like The Iliad. [Snickers]
和奥德赛 明白吗？ And The Odyssey. Did you get that?
不 No.
那么 你读过这些书吗？ So, have you read many of these books?
还没有 No, I haven't.
我读过不少 Oh. I've read quite a few.
哦 看！现在明白了？ Oh, look! Do you get it now?
知道这个吗？ Do you know this?
我猜知道 你肯定在学校读过 只是不记得了 I bet you do. You've most likely done it at school. You just can't remember..
你看 阿基里斯的脚后跟 木马 特罗伊的海伦 You know, like, uh, Achilles heel, the wooden horse, Helen of Troy.
- 你知道这些吗？ - 是 - You know them? - Yeah.
嗯 就是这个 好东西 Yeah, wel l, that's all it is. Good stuff.
独眼巨人 Cyclops.
哦 你好 Oh, hello. [Snickers]
这是 送比萨饼的人 It's, uh, pizza delivery man.
你要吃豆子吗？ Do you want those beans?
是的 我忘了 Oh, yeah. I forgot.
我是Sebastian Hawks Sebastian Hawks.
晚上好 Good evening.
很高兴认识你 Louise Very nice to meet you, Louise.
很高兴认识你 Very nice to meet you.
我听过你很多事 I've heard a lot about you.
- Sophie? - 嗯？ - Sophie? - Yeah?
嗯 我在这里 Yeah, I'm in here.
- 你还好吗？ - 好极了 - Oh. You all right? - I've never been better.
我们下午过得非常有意思 不是吗 Sophie？ We've had a very interesting afternoon. Haven't we, Sophie?
好极了 [Sophie] It's been fascinating.
服务费！ For services rendered.
我操！ - Fuck off. - [Giggling Continues]
- 他是谁的朋友？ - 他不是房东吗？ - Who's your friend? - He's the landlord, isn't he?
- 谁的房东？ - 我们的操蛋房东 - Whose landlord? - Our fucking landlord.
- 出城了 - 问问他 - Oh, get out of town. - Ask him.
- 你穿Sandra的制服做什么？ - 我不想谈这个 好么？ - What you wearin' Sandra's uniform for? - I don't wanna talk about it. All right?
- 想喝茶吗？ - 嗯 - You want a cup of tea? - Yeah.
你整个下午都坐在他脸上？ So, have you been sittin' on his face all afternoon?
- 我不需要这个 - 上帝 - I don't need this. - Jesus Christ.
我下班回家 只想把脚翘起来看看电视 I get home from work, all I wanna do is put my feet up and watch the telly...
不是卷到你的淫乱生活里去 not get involved in one of your orgies.
你明白吗？ Do you know what I mean?
你手臂是怎么回事？ What happened to your arm?
Sophie 怎么了？ Sophie, what's been going on?
- 你放上壶了吗？ - 是 - Have you put the kettle on? - Yeah.
可以喝杯咖啡吗 Louise？ Any chance of a coffee, Louise?
当然可以 Yeah. Sure.
- 这短裤很不错 - 你可以把手拿开吗？ - These are a very nice pair of shorts. - Would you take your hands off me, please?
我道歉 I apologize.
好了 这是你的衣服 穿了走人 Right, pal. Here's your clothes. Get your kit on and sling your hook.
这是你的鞋 伙计 Here's your shoes, mate.
希望我没有传给你艾滋病 Sophie Hope I haven't given you AIDS, Sophie.
- 天！ - 操 你不是说真的吧？ - Jesus Christ! - Fucking hell! Are you serious?
- 只是想象一下 - 很有趣 - Merely jesting. - Very funny.
我觉得艾滋病很健康 Mind you, I think AIDS is rather healthy, in its way.
- 什么？ - 我意识到这么说并不好 - You what? - I realize that's not the fashionable thing to say.
- 是不好！ - 世界太拥挤了 不是么？ - No, it's not. - But the world is over-crowded, isn't it?
- 最好少点人 - 你他妈的开玩笑 - Could do with a bit of pruning. - You fucking better be joking.
你不会要孩子吧 Louise？ You're not going to have children, are you, Louise?
我也许将来会有的 I might do one day.
必须说 我讨厌孩子 I loathe children, I must say.
我打赌他们也不喜欢你 - I bet they're not too keen on you neither. - [Chuckles]
我相信你很喜欢干 对吧 Louise？ I'm sure you like fucking. Don't you, Louise?
- 你到底走不走？ - 实际上 我更喜欢呆着 - Are you going? - I'm rather enjoying myself, actually.
- 我们可不是 - 真遗憾 - Yeah, well, we're not. - That's a pity.
你可能是地狱来的房东 但你没权利躺在我们的沙发上 You may be the landlord from hell, but that doesn't give you the right to lie on our couch.
- 谁的沙发？ - 你想我叫警察吗？ - Whose couch? - Do you want me to phone the police?
无所谓 Be my guest.
好的 Right.
- 听着 我们不能叫警察 - 为什么？ - Listen, I can't have them in here. - Why not?
他会穿上西服 然后看看我们 你说警察会相信谁？ They're gonna look at him in his suit, look at us, and who do you think they're gonna believe?
到处都是混蛋 There's fucking dope all over the place.
我们就把他绑起来 他喜欢那样 Well, we're just winding him up. He's loving this.
我们要怎么做？ What are we gonna do?
这里很安静 不是吗？ It's very peaceful here, innit?
应该是 Suppose so.
够暖和吗？ Are you warm enough?
是的 很好 谢谢 Yeah, it's nice. Thanks.
很有趣 因为宁静通常让我害怕 It's funny, 'cause the silence usually freaks me out.
你开始弄些声音 明白吗？ You start to pick up on all the small sounds. You know what I mean?
就像那个钟 - Like that clock. - [Ticking]
我讨厌那个钟 I hate that fucking clock.
当然 是个钟 Course you do. It's a clock.
我可以在这里过夜吗? Is it all right if I stay here tonight?
你养过狗吗？ Have you ever had a dog?
没有 No.
- 我不喜欢狗 - 为什么？ - I don't like dogs. - Why?
他们要不就坏要不就蠢 Well, they're either vicious or daft.
- 怎么？你养过吗？ - 有 - Why? Have you? - Yeah.
- 现在死了？ - 是的 - Is it dead now? - Yeah.
你葬了它？ Did you bury it?
不知道 我爸爸拿走了 Don't know. Me dad took it.
你呢？希望被埋葬还是火化？ And what about you? Would you like to be buried or cremated?
我不在乎 I couldn't give a shit.
我做过一个梦 梦见两具骷髅在做爱 I had this, uh, dream the other night about these two skeletons havin' a fuck.
真吵 把我弄醒了 Was a right bloody racket. Woke me up.
你有你妈妈的照片吗？ Have you got a photo of your mum?
- 什么 我身上？ - 是啊 - What, on me? - Yeah.
没有 No.
我想什么新闻员的书架上可能会有 I think you might find one over at the news agent's, on the top shelf.
你想吃豆子吗？ Do you want some beans?
你很忧伤 You've got a very sad face.
是吗？ Have I?
没事的 我觉得很有魅力 It's allright. I mean, I find that attractive.
但那是我觉得 But that's me.
你有男朋友什么的吗？ So, have you got a boyfriend or anything?
圣诞节准备做什么？ What are you gonna do for Christmas?
不知道 你呢？ I don't know. What are you gonna do?
你还好吗？ - You all right? - [Whimpers]
- 怎么了？ - 滚蛋！ - What's the matter? - [Sobbing] Fuck off!
怎么了 亲爱的？ What's up, love?
- 是我说了什么吗？ - 我希望你离开 - Is it something I said? - I want you to go.
- 为什么？ - 你可以走吗？ - Why? - Can you go, please?
- 因为我不喜欢狗吗？ - 出去！ - Is it 'cause I don't like dogs? - Get out!
- 我不明白 - 快滚！ - Don't quite follow, love. - Just fuck off!.
哦 我知道了 Oh. I see.
嗯 Um - [Sighs]
也许 我太容易下结论了 Well, perhaps I was jumping to conclusions...
但是我觉得可以躺在沙发上什么的 but I got the impression that I could kip down on the sofa or something.
- 出去！ - 去哪里？ - Go! - Go where?
你有建议吗？因为外面像他妈的爱斯基摩人的坟墓 Have you got any suggestions? 'Cause it's like a fucking Eskimo's grave out there.
嘿！嘿！ Hey! Hey!
好吧 我走！ All right, I'm going!
嘿！ Hey!
这不容易 是吗？ It's not easy, is it?
你发现了吗？ Do you find that?
嗯 只是想告诉你 不管你读过多少书 [Chuckles] Well, just goes to show ya that no matter how many books you read...
这个世界上有些事情 你永远永远永远都他妈不会明白 there's some things in this world that you never, ever, ever, ever ever fuckin' understand.
哦 谢谢你的茶 浴室和酒 Oh, thank you for the tea, and the bath, and the booze.
还有豆子 And the beans.
听着 我希望你今晚裹着毛毯睡觉 And listen, love, I hope that when you're tucked up tonight all snug and warm...
喝着热茶 暖暖和和的时候 underneath your tear-sodden fuckin' duvet and your ankle-length Emily Bronte winding sheet...
想起我在外面挨冻受饿 that you spare a thought for me with me head in a puddle of cold dog's piss.
我希望你要梦见我 醒来尖叫 And I hope that you dream about me. And I hope that you wake up screamin'.
我希望你的孩子们生下来又聋又瞎 罗圈腿 唇裂 无家可归又驼背 And I hope that all your fuckin' children are born blind, bow-legged, hare-lipped, homeless hunchbacks!
你有堕过胎吗？ Have you ever had an abortion?
- 有吗？ - 没有 - Have you? - No.
- 我想我曾经怀过孕 - 你可能会有孩子吗？ - I thought I was pregnant once. - Would you have had one?
结果发现没有 他还是离开了我 In the end, it turned out I wasn't, and he left me anyway, so...
所以我想留着自己的 I wanted to keep mine.
后来呢？ What happened?
所有人都说我照顾不了孩子 All my mates said I couldn't look after a baby.
太他妈对了 Too fucking right.
会不会让你觉得难受？ Did it make you feel shitty?
是个噩梦 It was a nightmare.
我真的爱他 I really loved 'im.
- 他是个哲学家 - 现在在哪？ - He was a philosopher. - Where was this?
- 在巴黎 - 巴黎？ - Paris. - Paris?
应该看看他的女朋友 Should have seen the state of his girlfriend.
我十五岁的时候就有 Had one when I was 15 and all.
天哪 Sophie Jesus, Sophie.
那对于我妈妈来说更糟 她从中想象出来各种情景 And that one was worse for my mum. Fucking drama she made out of it.
我本来应该已经结婚了 有个四岁的孩子 I could have been married by now with a four-year-old.
你想结婚吗？ Do you wanna get married?
不知道 Don't know.
因为你有了孩子 并不意味着他们就一直在周围 Just 'cause you have a kid with someone doesn't mean they're gonna stick around.
我老爸就不是 根本等不急走出来 My dad didn't. Couldn't fucking wait to get out.
我不知道如果结了婚 但我不会认为是个健康的关系 Well, I don't know if I want to get married, but I wouldn't say no to a proper relationship.
什么是健康的关系？ What is a proper relationship?
和一个干完了还可以一起聊天的人生活 Living with someone who talks to ya after they've bonked ya.
我不知道他们一半的时间需要你干吗？ I don't know what they want from you half the time.
他们开始喜欢你是什么原因 开始讨厌你是什么原因 What they start off liking you for, they end up hating you for.
不喜欢你很坚强 不喜欢你很软弱 Don't like you if you're strong. Don't like you if you're weak.
讨厌你很聪明 讨厌你很愚蠢 Hate you if you're clever. Hate you if you're stupid.
他们不知道自己需要什么 [Scoffs] They don't know what they want.
你认为那混蛋是这样？ You think that bastard's fucked off yet?
是啊 他应该已经玩完了 Yeah, he must have done by now.
这是抢劫么？ Is this a stick-up?
- 你要一直这样做吗？ - 是 - So you must get that all the time, yeah? - Yeah.
又来了 Just got it again.
这是你的工作 还是小爱好？ So, is this your job, or a nice little hobby you've got for yourself?
干得不错 You're a lovely mover.
- 这是你的车吗？ - 是的 - This your van, yeah? - Yeah.
看上去不错 It's, like, uh, I don't know, top of the range.
很不赖 [Chuckles] Very nice.
- 你走这条路？ - 你要搭车吗？ - Are you going up the road? - You want a lift?
- 可以吗？ - 可以 - [Laughs] That all right with ya? - Yeah.
不错 Cheers.
只不过我在这街上走了一晚了 明白吗？ It's just I been walkin' round the streets all night. You know what I mean?
脚都走麻了 跟你讲 These fuckin' feet are on their last legs, I'm tellin' ya.
- 你一晚上挣多少钱？ - 不关你的事！ - So, how much do you earn for doin' this? - It's none of your fuckin' business.
我的意思是 挣得还可以吧？ I mean, is the pay as substantial as, say, the wages of sin?
明白吗？ Know what I mean? You with me?
听着 我可以帮你忙吗？ Listen, captain, is it all right if I have a go at doing this, yeah?
哦 太好了！ Oh! God love ya.
做这种糊浆糊的事情需要很多年的政府补贴的职业训练吗？ Or does it take, like, thousands of years of state-subsidized government training to do this clobber, yeah?
必须涂上好多好多这种工业涂料 You gotta slap on, like, copious quantities of the old industrial sputum there.
请原谅 Beg your pardon.
这真是个极好的职业机遇 明白吗？ It's a wonderful career opportunity for me. You know what I mean?
- 我可要好好玩一玩 - 推一下 - I'm gonna play the joker on this one. - Shift...
- 很好 - 啊！ - 他妈的推上去！ - Verywell - Aah! - Shift out of the fucking way.
不 我喜欢劳蕾尔和哈代 虽然很明显他们不是真实生活中的 No, I like Laurel and Hardy, although apparently they didn't get on in real life.
有一个幻想破灭了 Another illusion shattered.
抱歉伙计 只是我对墙有很多糟糕的印象 你知道 Sorry about that, pal. It's just, I've had a lot of bad experience with walls, you know...
和它们说话 爬它们 what with talking to them and climbing them.
我爸爸那时候也这样 你明白吗？ Me dad's driven me up a good few in his time. You know what I mean?
但我有一个秘密 很漂亮的小秘密 But I think I've got a secret...a saucy little secret.
这个非凡的秘密就是 你必须... The solipsistic, sagacious little secret is just, you got...you just gotta...
必须把头往上面撞 bang your fuckin' head against 'em.
撞爆头皮 懂吗？ Just crack the old pate...Are you with me?
明白了？就这样 这是灵感的源泉 Have you got it? And that's it. That is the key to enlightenment, which is...
就象 文明的演进 It's, like, that's why...that's why it's, like, such a potent motif of civilization.
这是墙 就象中国的长城 It's the wall...It's like the Great Wall of China...
就象耶路撒冷的哭墙、柏林墙 and the wall of Jericho and the Berlin Wall and the wailing wall.
你看 犹太人 他们基本上明白了 Now, you see, the Jews, they've almost got it, haven't they?
你看 只差六英寸了 他们差不多明白了 A real rockin' and that, you know. Just six inches away and they'll be there.
就象比赛 他们已经赢了！他们会的 知道吗？ They'd have won the fucking race. They'll be there. Are you with me?
这是什么？你在做什么？ 取消！ What is all this, anyway? What are you doin'? Cancel everything.
刚开始的时候只有文字 那文字就是“取消” In the beginning was the word, and the word was "canceled."
你满意了？你觉得做出了贡献？ You get satisfaction out of this? You think you're making a contribution?
你就象一种公众传播的虚无 You're, like, sort of publicly promulgating vacuities.
明白吗？我操！ Are you with me? Fuckin' hell!
够了！面无表情吧！ That's it! Blank it all out!
面无表情吧 你这愚蠢冷漠的呆子！ Blank it all out till you just atrophy and die of fuckin' indifference!
我可以给你看点东西吗？你的腿上面是什么？ Can I show you something, pal? You see that at the top of your legs?
那是你的屁股 对 你的肘子！你想把它下下来还是... That's your ass, right, and that's your fuckin' elbow. Do you wanna write it down or...
嗷！ [Groaning] Oh!
我操！嗷！ [Mutters] Fuck. Ow.
这是干吗？你以为你是谁？ Who's that supposed to be? Me dad?
你想看吗？我的骨头都要断了 [Coughs] You wanna watch that, mate. I've got a dicky sacrum here.
妈的！ Shit.
你可以回来吗？ [Coughs] Uh, can you, uh, come back here?
我让你难受了？ Uh, did I upset ya?
伙计！ Mate!
我的包在那里！ You got me bag!
你！操！ You've got...Fuck!
操！ Fuck!
好了 我如果要叫有谁介意吗？ All right, listen. Does anybody mind if I scream here?
可以吗？因为我会觉得好受点 不会太久的 Is that okay with you all? 'Cause I'd feel better for it. It won't take long.
操！ Fuck.
是谁？ - Who's that? - [Laughing]
我们去 Let's get him.
走吧 操！ Let's go. Fuck.
来吧！ Let's do it.
是谁？ Who's that?
哦 天哪！ - [Grunts, Panting] - Oh, Jesus.
你怎么了？ - [Grunting Continues] - What's been happening to ya?
可以闭嘴吗 天哪！ [Whispering] Will you shut up, for God's sake.
- 哦！ - 对不起 对不起 - Oww! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
给我根烟 Just give us a fag.
妈的喜剧演员 Fucking comedian.
不是我的错 It's not my fault.
什么不是你的错？ What's not your fault?
- 你去哪？ - 我只是想上床睡觉 - Where are you going? - I just want to go to bed.
安静点好吗？ [Whispering] Will you be quiet!
- 我走回来的 - 从哪里？ - I fuckin' walked here. - Where from?
从哪里？ - Which way?
我要 我要吐了 Um...I'm gon...I'm gonna be sick.
妈的！他怎么了？ Fuckin' hell. What's happened to him?
不知道 Don't know.
- Johnny 你还好吗 Johnny？ - 滚开！ - Johnny. Are you all right, Johnny? - Get off!
嘘！ Shh!
- 他还在这？ - 我不知道 - [Whispering] Is he still here? - [Whispering] I don't know.
- 好了 最好把他弄到床上去 - 好的 - Right. We'd better get him into bed. - Yeah.
- 你拖那一头 我拖这头 - 好 不要推我 好吗？ - You take that end, I'll take this end. - Okay. Don't push me, right?
我没推你 I'm not pushin' ya.
- 小心 他这腿不好 - 你要我怎么做？ - Careful. That's his bad leg. - Well, what do you want me to do?
数到三 After three.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
我要走 我要走！ [Groaning, Screaming] I wanna go. I wanna go!
Johnny - [Whimpering] - Johnny...
Johnny！ - Johnny! - [Whimpering, Moaning]
我知道 I know.
我知道你告诉我的 [Panting] I know you told me.
我不在这 我还是湿的！ And... I'm not here yet! I'm still wet.
她是什么意思？ What did she mean?
为什么不是我兄弟？ Why not me brother?
会安静了吗？啊？ Will it be quiet now? Yeah?
可以走了吗？ Are we going?
操！妈的！ Oh, fuck. Shit.
- 这是谁？ - 没事的 他是我们的朋友 - Who's this? - It's all right. He's a friend of mine.
你朋友真了不起 [Jeremy] What extraordinary friends you have.
- 他只有一只袜子 - 闭嘴！ - He's only got one sock on. - [Louise] Shut up!
你看上去很紧张 Sophie 需要按摩吗？ [Jeremy] You seem a bit tense, Sophie. Would you like a massage?
- 医生？ - 什么？ - [Johnny]A d-d-doctor. - [Jer.emy] Pardon?
- 他是医生吗？ - 你真恶心 不是吗？ - Is he the doctor? - You're rather disgusting, aren't you?
你没有哭吧 Louise？ You're not crying, are you, Louise?
听着 你什么时候滚？和你无关好吧？ Oh, listen, when are you gonna fuck off? This has got nothing to do with you, right?
不要！不！放手！ [Sophie Screaming] No! No! Stop!
放开我！ Leave me alone!
哦 我的腿！ Ow. My leg.
你不知道 [Johnny] You don't know.
多可怜啊！ Aren't people pathetic?
好了 我要去睡觉了 Right. I'm going to beddy-byes.
如果有谁要和我一起 我就在被子里 If anyone wishes to join me, I'll be under the duvet.
- 你没事吧？ - 没事 你呢？ - [Whispering] Are you all right? - [Whispering] Yeah. Are you?
没事 Yeah.
来吧 我来帮你 Come on. I'll give you a hand.
我没事 我走过来的 I'm all right. I walked here.
是这里吗？ Is it here?
是 Yeah.
- 那是谁？ - Clancy - Who's that? - Clancy.
我想是 I thought so.
- 我以前认识你吗？ - 认识 - I used to know you, didn't I? - Yeah.
带我回曼城 [Johnny] ~Take me back to Manchester ~
[歌词] [Both] ~ When it's raining ~
我要硬了 I've got an hard-on.
这 What's...
你们 What are you...
这是... This is, uh...
真恶心！ It's disgusting!
谁也不能在... [Stammer.ing] Nobody in my...
他是谁？ Who's he?
你还在上面穿着鞋子！ Y-You've got your boots on it!
她是 She's...
这在干什么？ And what's this doing...
这个我可不能 [Stammering] This is something I can't...
我不能 I don't...
这不是 It's not...
我不需要这些 谎言！ I just don't need all this... [Stammers] palaver.
完了！ Oh, shit.
Jeremy是谁？ Okay, who's Jeremy?
- 谁是Jeremy？ - 你什么意思？ - Who's Jeremy? - What do you mean?
Sandra 真令人惊喜！ Sandra. What a nice surprise.
你在这里干什么？ What are you doing here?
- 津巴布韦好吗？ - 让开 - How was Zimbabwe? - Shift!
- 早安 Louise - Jeremy在哪里？ - Good morning, Louise. - Where's Jeremy?
- 谁是Jeremy？ - 这些是Jeremy的 - Who's Jeremy? - These are Jeremy's.
- 那是Sebastian的 - 不 你看 - That's Sebastian's. - No, look.
“Jeremy Smart” “Jeremy Smart” “Jeremy Smart” "Jeremy Smart." "Jeremy Smart." "Jeremy G. Smart."
我从来没听说过他 - Well, I've never heard of him. - [Giggles]
Sebastian 谁？ Sebastian, who...
你是 Jeremy G. Smart吗？ Are you Jeremy G. Smart?
是吗？ Are you?
Johnny Johnny 醒醒 Johnny, Johnny, wake up.
- 不要管他 - Sophie 他妈的 Sandra回来了 - 今天星期几？ - Leave him. - Oh, for fuck's sake, Sophie. Sandra's back. - What day is it?
- 星期五 - 他妈的！ - It's Friday. - Oh, fuck this.
- 看他的眼睛 - 天哪！ - Look at his eye. - Christ.
他可以睡在我的房间 哦 天哪！ He can lie down in my room...Oh, God!
你在干什么？他没有伤害谁 What are you doing? He's not harming anyone.
- 你没看到她的样子 Johnny! - 我在这里 Johnny - Have you seen the state of her? Johnny! - I'm here, Johnny.
早安 各位！ Morning, everyone!
我真希望对这些有个解释 因为... I would actually like to have some kind of explanation for all this because...
- 有趣吗？ - 你可以穿上这个吗？ - Having fun? - Can you put these on, please?
Sophie和我昨天下午在你床上干了一通 Sophie and I had a fuck on your bed yesterday afternoon, Sandra.
哦 上帝！你真是... [Sophie] Oh, God. You are just...
- 她很不错 我必须说 - 杂种！ - She was very good, I must say. - Filth!
- 不过和你没得比 - 你撒谎！ - Not as good as you though. - You lying...
- 恶心！ - 我们下次必须再做做 - Nastiness! - We must do it again sometime.
你可以... Will you...
你怎么能... How can you...
这一切 Everything...
我受不了了 I can't cope with this.
给你五分钟 [Sandra] You've got five minutes.
五分钟 你必须拿着东西 赶快滚！ Five minutes to get your things on and get the hell ou...
我如果是你 就不会这么操心 [Jeremy] I shouldn't worry about it so much if I were you.
Sandra 我忘了你有个多美的屁股 I'd forgotten what a beautiful bottom you've got, Sandra.
两分钟 - Two minutes. - [Snickers, Giggles]
好美的胸脯！ Marvelous tits.
Sandra 我很抱歉 没想到你会回来的 Listen, Sandra, I'm really sorry. We weren't expecting you back.
我不过是 为什么？ I fail to... Why?
这 这是个猪圈 这 I-It's a pig sty! It's...
- 我知道 我只是还没收拾 - 太显然了 - I know. It just got out of hand. - Obviously!
- 那边是谁？ - 我的朋友 - A-And what's all that? - He's a friend of mine.
- 我可以做点茶吗？ - 我不要 我不想要 - Can I make you a cup of tea? - I don't want tea. I don't want...
我只是要 我的旅行... I just want...My journey was...
- 他不太好！ - 他怎么了？ - He's not very well! - What's the matter with him?
他脸上有个鸡蛋大的肿块 醒不来 He's got a lump on his face the size ofa boiled egg, and he won't wake up.
- 是他做的吗？ - 谁？ - Did he do this? - Who?
- Sebasti-Jeremy! - 你从来没有警告过我 不是吗？ - Sebasti-Jeremy! - You never warned me about him, did ya?
- 你在说什么？ - 让他拿着钥匙进来 - What are you talking about? - Fucking letting himself in with the keys.
- 混蛋！ - 我没有！ - Bastard! - I don't...
好吧 把他的鞋脱掉 Right. Let's get this shoe off.
你有没有在做爱之后吃过熏三文鱼 Louise？ Have you ever had smoked salmon after making love, Louise?
- 不喜欢熏三文鱼 - 我想你应该试试 - Don't like smoked salmon. - I think you should try it.
很美味的！ It's rather wonderful.
你可以拉开裤链吗 Sebastian？ Will you undo your fly, Sebastian?
你想吗？ Would you like me to?
是的 Honest.
你想我把你的鸡鸡切掉 插到你屁眼里去吗？ Oh, do you not want me to slice your prick off and shove it up your ass?
混蛋！ Maggot-dick.
- 可以把枕头递给我吗？ - 给你 - Could you pass me that pillow, please? - Here you go.
- 我不能动 Sandra - 一点用都没有 - I can't move, Sandra. - You are worse than useless.
你还好吗？ - [Johnny Groans] - You all right?
- 你不觉得它断了吧？ - 没有 他还可以动 - You don't think it's broken, do ya? - No, he can move it.
- 你可以的 对吧？ - 我为什么要这么做？ - You can do that, can't you? - Why would I want to do that?
不要想...在我的房间里 Sophie！ Don't even...Not in my room, Sophie!
- 我要烟 - 我不在乎 - I need a fag. - I don't care.
- 给我拿着 - 不要这样 好吗？ - Cop hold of that. - Oh, just don't start, right?
你们这些女孩子选择这样生活 真是令我费解 It really is beyond me the way you girls choose to live your lives.
我真是不知所措 My mind just... boggles.
他又要睡觉了 - He's gone back to sleep. - [Door Slams]
是前门吗？ Was that the front door?
- 他走了 - 谢天谢地！ - He's gone. - Thank God.
慢点 Johnny [Louise] Go slowly, Johnny.
现在 你们两个要做的是 Now, what you two must do...
把他带到收容处 保证在他回家以前有人照顾 is take this one to casualty and make sure he gets himself looked at before he goes home.
- 我要吐了 - 是吗？ - Gonna be sick. - Are you?
- 带他去洗手间 - 好了 好了 我们不要... - Get him into the bathroom. - All right! All right! Let's not...
稍等一下 对 Just a minute. That's it.
坚持一下 - [Johnny Groans] - Make it steady.
好了 好了 - [Louise] Here you are. - [Sandra] Okay.
在我的胡子里 It's in me tash.
你会剃了的 You wanna get it cut.
在你嘴里 It's in your mouth.
你最近洗过澡吗？ [Louise] Have you had a bath lately?
- 昨天洗过！ - 好像！ - I had one yesterday. - As if!
- 真的！ - 你去哪里了 Johnny？ - I did. - Where have you been, Johnny?
美丽的地方 多管闲事！ Down the Via De La Rosa. Don't be nosy.
- 你不要去做是吗？ - 我要迟到了 - You not going to work? - I'm late.
- 你会被炒鱿鱼的 - 是的 - Ah. You'll get the sack. - Yeah.
没事 你可以把所有的麻烦都装起来 It's all right. You can put all your troubles in it.
- 我丢了我的包 - 是啊 注意到了 在哪里？ - Hey, I lost me bag. - Yeah, I noticed. Where is it?
- 不知道 丢了 - 有值钱的东西吗？ - I don't know. It's lost. - Any valuables?
有 有我搜集的木偶 Yeah, it's got me collection of famous retired glove puppets in there.
就这样 没有了 That's it. All gone.
你被抢了？ Did you get it nicked?
可以息了它吗？ - Would you put that out? - [Vacuum Cleaner Running]
我还没有刷牙 I haven't cleaned me teeth yet.
你不能就把它们放到杯子或什么里吗？ Could you not just put 'em in a glass or something, no?
我记得你买这些短裤的时候 I remember when you bought these shorts.
我警告过你的 I warned you about 'em then.
是啊 Yeah, well...
- 我只是买了气你的 - 成功！ - I only got 'em to piss you off. - Mission accomplished.
- 他还好吧？ - 嗯 - Is he all right? - Yeah.
这是什么？激动人心的体育比赛吗？一百米呕吐？ What, is this a spectator sport or something? The hundred-meter vomit?
Sophie 你介意我和Johnny单独谈一下吗？ Sophie, do you mind if I have a word with Johnny on me own?
你想单独和Louise谈谈吗？ Do you want a word with Louise on your own?
- 你在说反话吗？ - 不是 - Are you being sarcastic? - No.
那好 按她说的做 Well, do as you're told.
好吧 Right.
这些钱是谁的？380镑 Whose is all this money? Three hundred and eighty pounds.
真不应该就放在那里的 等着... It really oughtn't to be left laying, waiting for...
- 那是谁的？ - 不知道 - Whose is all that? - Don't know.
谁在你脸上打了乒乓球？ Who's been playing ping-pong with your face?
老天在我脸上摔了一跤 Sky fell in on me.
一朵云绊了我一跤 A cloud caught me across the cheek.
- 你为什么要来伦敦？ - 来跑马拉松 - So, why did you come to London? - Come to run in the marathon.
你可以认真回答我吗？ Will you give me a straight answer, please?
我必须离开曼城 因为我要被打的 Well, I had to get out of Manchester 'cause I was gonna get a beating...
我来这里 还是被打了 and I come down here and, uh...get a beating.
- 你自找的？ - 不是 - Were you asking for it? - No.
我没有 他们不知道从哪里冒出来的 I wasn't. They just come out of nowhere.
- 真的？ - 真的 - Honest? - Yeah.
- 你准备怎么办？ - 你准备怎么办？ - So, what you gonna do? - What you gonna do?
你准备怎么办？ What are you gonna do?
不知道 也许回家一个周末 Don't know. Might go home for the weekend.
没有地方象这里的 Well, there's no place like it.
也许不回来了 Might not come back.
你会回来吗？ Are you going back?
不好吗？ Is that nice?
- 是啊 - “臀部”又变得好玩了（双关语） - Yeah. - I'm puttin' the "fun" back in fundament.
你呢？ Are ya?
- 我终要回去的 不是吗？ - 我们怎么办？ - Well, I'll have to go back sometime, won't I? - And what about us?
我们怎么办？ What about us?
- 你恨我吗？ - 去你的 - Do ya hate me? - Fuck off.
我妈妈生我的时候 比你小七岁 My mum was seven years younger than you when she had me.
- 不要 - 什么？ - 只是 - Don't. - What? - Just..
- 是真的 - Well, she was. - [Sighs]
- 我很烂 是吧？ - 有的时候 - I'm full of shit, aren't I? - Sometimes.
- 我现在认清了 - 哦 好啊 - Well, I've had it all kicked out of me now. - Oh. Good.
如果我们是上帝为了好玩才创造出来的呢？ What if God just put us here for his own entertainment?
我们就是这样 博他一笑罢了 That's all we are just something for him to have a bit of a laugh at.
也许 也许不 如果你认为呢？ Could be, couldn't it...if you think about it?
给我你的右手 Give us your right hand.
反过来 The other way up.
这是什么？ - [Squeaks] - What's that?
- 很有意思 - 你真蠢 - That's funny to me. - You're daft, you.
厕所幽默 It's, uh, toilet humor.
抱一抱我好吗 Johnny？ Will you give me a cuddle, Johnny?
好 Yeah.
怎么了？ [Sandra] What's the matter?
可以告诉我吗？ - Can you not tell me? - [Sobbing Continues]
如果没有人告诉我怎么回事 我怎么能... [Sandra] If no one tells me what's going on, then how am I supposed to...
我不明白 Johnny [Sobbing] I don't understand, Johnny!
- 赞比亚怎么样？ - 只是津巴布韦！ - How was Zambia? - [Shouting] It was Zimbabwe!
我和该死的男朋友 前男友去的 I went to Zimbabwe with my wanker boyfriend...my ex...
我做错了什么？ [Sophie] What did I do wrong?
你看到大动物了？ Did you see any big animals?
是的 大象 犀牛 斑马 狮子和秃鹰 Yes! We saw elephants and rhinos and zebras and lions and vultures.
- 你见到猴子了吗？ - 见到很多 - Did you see any monkeys? - We saw many monkeys.
它们可爱吗？ - Were they cheeky? - [Sophie Moaning]
这对我不好吧 看我现在的状况 It's not good for me, is it, all this, in my condition?
是的 是不好 对我不好 对你也不好 Well, yes-No-Yes... [Stammering] It's not good for me, it's not good for you.
- 对我们都不好 废话 - 很抱歉我还活着！ - It's not good for any of us! It's utterly... - Oh, excuse me for living!
就这样了吗 Johnny？ Is... Is this it, Johnny?
就怎么样？ - [Gasping] - Is what it?
哦 天 我受不了了 [Sobbing] I can't bear it!
对 我走！ Right. I'm off!
下车 [Snickers] Off your trolley.
妈的 你这个混蛋 杂种！ Oh, don't fucking take the piss out of me, you bastard!
你不知道！ You don't know!
我只是想...没有人可以... All I want... [Stammers] Nobody has any...
你可以就试试看吗？ [Sandra] Can you just please try and...
- 我受够了！天哪！ - 是个噩梦！ - [Sophie] I've had enough! Oh, God! - [Sandra] This is a nightmare!
- 你就不能试着控制一下？ - 你去哪里？ - If you could just try and pull yourself together... - Where you going?
- 我不知道！ - 你干吗不过来躺躺？ - I don't know! - Why don't you come and have a lie-down?
- 我不在乎！ - Sophie! - I don't care! - Sophie!
- 这是你的钥匙！ - 我不需要 - Here's the keys! - I don't want the keys.
- 我他妈的不需要！ - 我不是个社工！ - Well, I don't fucking want 'em! - I'm not a social worker!
Sophie Sophie.
不要做蠢事！ Don't be fucking stupid.
有什么用 Louise？ What's the point, Louise?
Sophie！ - [Sobbing Continues] - Sophie!
对不起 I'm sorry.
Johnny Johnny.
你还好吗？ You all right?
- 嗯？ - 我要走了 - Mmm? - I'm going.
- 去哪里？ - 上班的地方 给他们假条 - Where? - Work, to hand me notice in.
然后回来收拾箱子 我要回家 Then I'm coming back here and packing me bags and I'm going home.
- 你想来吗？ - 今天？ - Do you want to come? - Today?
- 是啊 - 真的？ - Yeah. - You serious?
- 真的 - 怎么回去？ - Yeah. - How?
坐汽车 Bus.
- 你有钱吗？ - 有 - Well, have you got enough dough? - Yeah.
- 因为我什么钱都没有 - 我知道 - 'Cause I've not got nothin'. - I know.
你觉得你行吗？ Do you think you can make it?
不知道 Don't know.
如果不行 可以待到明天 Well, if you can't, we can stay here till tomorrow.
待会儿见 I'll see you later.
可以留点烟给我做癌症研究吗？ Uh, can you leave us a few fags for cancer research?
又来了 Here are your sh -
我本来希望空气可以... I was actually hoping that the air could...
这些我们拿着怎么办？ What are we gonna do about all this?
我不知道 Sandra I don't know, Sandra.
过几个钟头见 Look, I'll see you in a couple of hours.
- 好的 - 你会回来吗？ - Fine. - Uh, you will come back?
是的 我当然会的 Yeah. Of course I will.
- 因为我需要... - 你会没事的吧？ - Because I need... - You'll be all right, won't ya?
- 你会没事的 对吗？ - 我要去打扫洗手间 - Will I be all right, love? - I'm gonna get the bath cleaned.
你明知道会有什么后果 You all know what it does to you...
还要这么做 那就抽吧 and yet you still insist on doing it, so do it.
抽到... Smoke yourself to...
鸟也是 蜜蜂也是 Well, birds do it, bees do it.
上天堂 high heaven.
可以告诉我点事吗？ Canyou tell me something, love?
是不是新生儿都有毛？ Is it true that some babies are born covered in fur?
抬起来 - Up. - [Grunts]
谢谢 Thank you.
出生的时候 切断脐带 And you know, at birth, when you cut the umbilical cord...
如果不切 会怎么样呢？ what would happen if, uh...well, if it was never cut?
我不需要这个 I don't need this. I just...
会很尴尬是吧？特别象我这么大 Well, it'd be embarrassing, wouldn't it? Especially at my age.
为什么你一定要让我讨厌？ Why do you feel the need to take the piss?
我没有 I'm not taking a piss.
- 这很不错 从哪儿来的？ - 不知道 - It's nice, that. Where is it from? - I don't know.
我爸爸... It's something my dad...
你看 Sophie刚刚转向墙壁 Now, yousee, Sophie just turned that to the wall.
因为她对事物的否定态度 和坏脾气 She's got this kind of irritating proclivity for negation.
假设她认为一切都在进步什么的 Suppose she thinks it's progressive or something.
- 你有什么问题？ - 没有 你有什么问题？ - What is your problem? - Nothing. What's your problem?
所有这些愚蠢的问题 All these silly questions and...
我从来没遇到过护士 我只是感兴趣 Well, look, I've never met a nurse before, and I'm just interested in, uh, well, in life.
你觉得它值得保留吗？ I mean, do you think it's worth savin'?
我当然觉得 Of course I do!
但是要讲时间和地点 实际上 不是时间 和 But there is a time and a place, and, actually, this isn't the time or...
- 地点？ - 不！ - The place? - No.
这是我... And this is where I...
- 生活过的地方？ - 是！ - Live? - Yes!
我不觉得非常... And I'm not feeling very...
- 性感？ - 舒适 - Sexy? - Comfortable, actually.
我不觉得非常舒适 I'm not feeling very comfortable.
那就弄得舒服点 Well, make yourself comfortable, love, or slip into something more [Mouths Word].
我的洗手间 My bath - [Stammers]
热吐司 热牛奶 热水 床和睡眠 Hot toast, hot milk, hot water bottle, bed, sleep.
- 你喜欢我吗？ - 我不认识你 - Do you like me? - I don't know you.
- 所以 - 你觉得我有魅力吗？ - So... Do you find me attractive?
听着 我觉得你有魅力 Well, listen, love, it's like this...I find you attractive.
- 非常有魅力 - 够了！ - Very attractive. - Enough.
我受够了 I've had enough.
四面八方向我袭来 It comes at me from all angles.
你 你这个人... Y-You...All of you just...
就象 就象... I-It's the tin lids - [Stammers]
什么时候 怎么样这个世界才会... When...How will the world ever...
- 消失？ - 是的！ - End? - Yes!
[Sighs]